I won’t grow up,
I don’t want to go to school.
If growing up means
It would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree,
I’ll never grow up, never grow up, never grow up
Not me!
Today I spent lots of energy testing humom’s new blanket for warmth and snuggliness. It was very hard work. So when I woke up an hour later I told her I approved of new blanket and asked for a snack. All the work makes a tort hungry!
Zoya pants the great! Ten years together.
Happy Birthday, muffin I love you the most! <3 Humom
Birthday tort gets her cake fresh from the ground this year!
Ten years ago today, this little shell full of trouble stole my heart. Best day ever.
!!PLEASE REBLOG!!
just wanted to let everyone know that yesterday i found a tortoise and kept him overnight, and today i let him go, i am in extreme grief and don’t know how to cope without my good friend Noggin… if anyone has a turtle/tortoise send pics of them pls
HOLD UP! I know a #turtpocalypse emergency when I see one!
I know it must have been heartbreaking to let noggin go. Were they a wild tortoise or an adventurous pet? Either way, you did a wonderful thing! A wild tort needs to stay wild. It’s their best life and important to the life of the entire ecosystem around them. And if you reunited noggin with their family that’s a good thing too…
But back to the issue at hand! You need tortoise/turtle love and we are here to provide! We post turtle and tort love from around the web 3x a day. There are quite a few fantastic torts here like @wafflesworld @thewhimsyturtle @rambosaysso @anne-fine @turtlessuggest just to name a few.
Most importantly, here is a picture of Zoya Pants enjoying a snack while giving me a little side-eye for not feeding her sooner. I hope this tides you over for now! Just know that you’re on the right side of the #turtpocalypse !
#Tortblr! Let’s fill this post up with all the amazing shells we know! GO!
Covert Garden Tort… you can’t see her and she’s totally not eating anything
When I come home and check on Zoya, she’ll sometimes tortle over really fast. stopping at the edge, and stare up at me like “HI!”. My heart immediately turns into a big ole mushy pile of goo 😍😍😍😍
I asked her how she got those petunias on her shell and she said ‘I woke up like this’
Someone is doing a great job weeding the garden!