Dear Hare,
You should be ashame
of your self. Letting
that Tortoise beat you.
You should had trick
him by playing sleep..
Your Friend,
Brandon
5-6-93
The tortise and the hare is a very important story in your childhood, its one of the first stories that let you know the world is filled with bs.
She’s down with cats. He’s down with Torts. Its inter species Love, baby.
A Streetcar Named Tortoise
Last week, as passengers by the thousands crowded the new streetcars to bounce on the spring-cushioned seats and enjoy the smooth, gliding ride, only a few oldtimers sighed for the cumbersome elegance of the tortugas in their heyday.
World Cup 2014?