They should have known better than to answer that “Video artist seeks good looking female tortoises for video shoot” ad on craigslist.
Tortoise sex encouraged by French pianist Richard Clayderman at London Zoo
Endangered Galapagos tortoises in London zoo are serenaded by French pianist Richard Clayderman in a bid to make them mate. Clayderman hopes that the stunt will draw attention to the endangered tortoises’ dwindling numbers. Despite being serenaded for the entire day, 70-year-old tortoise Dirk failed to copulate with Delores, Dolly, Priscilla or Polly