Turtle: Release me!
Me: Dude, did you eat?
Turtle: Oh! No. *starts eating*
My turtle guilts me when I have to leave the house because he wants more floor time.
Its ok.. I’ll just stay in here and snuggle my blankey and miss you … no biggie. *blink blink
This is the part where I sit back down and end up late for everything or come home to find the water dish on the floor outside the terrarium and wonder ‘how…?’