Look at him go
Hello humom! Today you cleaned my tank, put in new substrate, got me a new hide, and filled my water dish! Know how I’ll thank you? By burying the new hide, turning my water bowl into a mud spa, defecating everywhere, and then standing on my hide, butt facing you, hissing for attention for an hour!
(This is not my tortoise. I assure you if I owned one I would not put them in a glass tank. Unfortunately my sister refuses to listen to me)
since you liked my last submission! here’s a baby stigmochelys pardalis from my work 🐢🐢🐢

Nap time for Harry and Hermione!
Harry is the bigger one (female)
Hermione smaller one


Well hello, darlings!
It’s wonderful to meet you! Your human might wanna try some coconut coir substrate so you can dig in a little more and give her a nice big side-eye.
Enjoy your nap! It takes a lot of cutie naps to look as adorable as you! Keep it up!
I made this on my girlfriend’s switch 🙂
Um GUYS THIS IS EPIC! Zoya can wear Tort-time swag at all times?! How do we make this happen. High art! high art is what this is!
I’m not sure if you take submissions but I just thought you’d love to see this friend!

ZOMG!!!! We LOVE submissions and we love your handsome shell friend! What a glorious shell pattern! Is he trying to say something? lemme guess.. “NOMS!”
p.s. we love that tattoo too.
Please look at my son
Bacon having lunch
My lifer snapping turtle I found herping in the woods! Babies still count lol