help my tortoise is the next Ke$ha
Thats what ya get when you pay a tortoise such a low hourly wage.
Look, Marty – When I said we needed to invest in a slow cooker I was kinda thinkin’ of a crock pot.
Thats what ya get when you pay a tortoise such a low hourly wage.
Look, Marty – When I said we needed to invest in a slow cooker I was kinda thinkin’ of a crock pot.
Tortoises wondered when they would become the generic. Humans have always just called them turtles..
Tortoises wondered when they would become the generic. Humans have always just called them turtles..
If you lick you can’t blame em when you get sick!
*sigh*.. when people get salmonella from turtles or tortoises? this is why Well really you’re probably not gonna get salmonella this way either but i liked the little rhyme I made. Either way I don’t recommend it. I’d be most worried that your tongue resembles the color of yummy nom noms and you might have a bite taken out of it.
you two could take that show on the road. Never realized that tortoises made awesome air guitars 😉
🙂
If you lick you can’t blame em when you get sick!
*sigh*.. when people get salmonella from turtles or tortoises? this is why Well really you’re probably not gonna get salmonella this way either but i liked the little rhyme I made. Either way I don’t recommend it. I’d be most worried that your tongue resembles the color of yummy nom noms and you might have a bite taken out of it.
you two could take that show on the road. Never realized that tortoises made awesome air guitars 😉
🙂