Perfect spot for naps!I even get Mommy's lamp keeping my bum warm!All stretched out and relaxed!Hey!  You with the camera, do you have noms for me?No noms means back to nap time!I am bigger than those USB ports, despite what this photo suggests.Best nap spot ever, after Mommy's hand!

thewhimsyturtle:

I found a new nap spot on Mommy’s desk! Mommy’s USB hub is warm and cozy, plus Mommy’s lamp keeps my bum warm. Best of all, I can actually fit under the USB hub, unlike Mommy’s laptop!

Kirby you are so smart. Have you considered becoming a tortie FengShui consultant?

An Edge!  As a tortle, I must peer over every edge I see!If I jump, there's soft squishy carpet down below, and Mommy's hand obviously will swoop in to catch me anyways...

thewhimsyturtle:

The eternal question of tortles and edges: To jump or not to jump?

I find its good to assess the distance between you and your human. Are they close enough to interrupt your adventure? Are the not too close but there in case you need some assistance should the mission go wrong? Are they in another room and, if so, are there noms you can steal if you’re free? Decision making is hard.

Such pretty curves on this stapler!This is now the cutest stapler in the world!This stapler is just the right size for me to relax on top of it!No noms down there either...I like this stapler so much that I am going to take a nap on it!Tape dispensers are funny.Ugh!  This tape is STICKY!A desk calendar!!No pictures and no colors?!  Boring!!

thewhimsyturtle:

After inspecting the turtles on Mommy’s desk on Friday, I inspected the other things on her desk, took a nap on her stapler, and helped Mommy flip the page on her desk calendar. Mommy got this year’s desk calendar from a White Elephant back in December. It is way inferior to our Disney one in 2013: Not only are there no pictures of Beauty and the Beast, but also there are no pictures at all!

Kirby makes everything better!!

thewhimsyturtle:

You’ve seen my adorable tush in video format. Now you can see it in gif form, too!

Much better quality versions here, here, and here.

determination, thy name is tortoise (Kirby to be specific)!

I’m always awed by the strength in those little legs. its one of the things that continues to surprise me. Soon Kirby will be walking off with that laptop. hee

thewhimsyturtle:

You’ve seen my adorable tush in video format. Now you can see it in gif form, too!

Much better quality versions here, here, and here.

determination, thy name is tortoise (Kirby to be specific)!

I’m always awed by the strength in those little legs. its one of the things that continues to surprise me. Soon Kirby will be walking off with that laptop. hee

thewhimsyturtle:

You’ve seen my adorable tush in video format. Now you can see it in gif form, too!

Much better quality versions here, here, and here.

determination, thy name is tortoise (Kirby to be specific)!

I’m always awed by the strength in those little legs. its one of the things that continues to surprise me. Soon Kirby will be walking off with that laptop. hee

thewhimsyturtle:

“Mom’s desk calendar over the weekend was so pretty that I just had to climb up to see it up close. I got so excited about Mrs. Potts that I fell over. Mommy had to rescue me.”

(Click for captions!)

Aww Kirby just wanted to be your guest! Give a shell a hand Mrs. Teapot! Glad your mommy saved ya cutie! 

thewhimsyturtle:

“Mom’s desk calendar over the weekend was so pretty that I just had to climb up to see it up close. I got so excited about Mrs. Potts that I fell over. Mommy had to rescue me.”

(Click for captions!)

Aww Kirby just wanted to be your guest! Give a shell a hand Mrs. Teapot! Glad your mommy saved ya cutie! 

thewhimsyturtle:

“Mom’s desk calendar over the weekend was so pretty that I just had to climb up to see it up close. I got so excited about Mrs. Potts that I fell over. Mommy had to rescue me.”

(Click for captions!)

Aww Kirby just wanted to be your guest! Give a shell a hand Mrs. Teapot! Glad your mommy saved ya cutie! 

thewhimsyturtle:

“Mom’s desk calendar over the weekend was so pretty that I just had to climb up to see it up close. I got so excited about Mrs. Potts that I fell over. Mommy had to rescue me.”

(Click for captions!)

Aww Kirby just wanted to be your guest! Give a shell a hand Mrs. Teapot! Glad your mommy saved ya cutie! 

thewhimsyturtle:

“Mom’s desk calendar over the weekend was so pretty that I just had to climb up to see it up close. I got so excited about Mrs. Potts that I fell over. Mommy had to rescue me.”

(Click for captions!)

Aww Kirby just wanted to be your guest! Give a shell a hand Mrs. Teapot! Glad your mommy saved ya cutie! 

thewhimsyturtle:

“Mom’s desk calendar over the weekend was so pretty that I just had to climb up to see it up close. I got so excited about Mrs. Potts that I fell over. Mommy had to rescue me.”

(Click for captions!)

Aww Kirby just wanted to be your guest! Give a shell a hand Mrs. Teapot! Glad your mommy saved ya cutie!