Today me and Mango strutted our stuff on the catwalk for the Canadian Pet Expo costume contest. We didn’t win but I did get a modelling contract with Turtle Wax.

WOWZA! ‘I’m a mooooodel you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the catwalk.. on the catwalk.. on the catwalk yah!”

wait.. why is it called a catwalk? do you think you were thwarted  by the fur beasts? I mean.. its named after them and all.. this sounds like a conspiracy..