‪"An ‘angry’ [soot-covered] British tortoise managed to set his house on fire [knocked over a heat lamp, setting his bedding alight] on Christmas Day — and didn’t look thrilled when firefighters extinguished the blaze and saved his [rasshole] shell.“‬

The best part of the article is when they describe him giving the firefighters “quite the stink eye”  LOL glad he and his family are safe and sound. even the grumpy shells deserve all the love in the world 

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