- Tort Time

Look me in the eye and tell me that giant tortoises aren’t the most bad-ass creature ever

Look at that-This tortoise can function as a horse

This tortoise looks all shady-probably plottin’ something

This tortoise is on a quest-how badass is that

Check out this tortoise being all cute and eating a leaf

And this tortoise isn’t even part giraffe, tortoises are just that fucking awesome

This tortoise is just chillin’

There is a 110% chance that this tortoise is Lord Voldemort reincarnated

Midget tortoises, on their way to learn how to be fabulous or something

Splish-Splash this is how tortoises take baths