Damn humans always trying to get free beer. 


So, my snapping turtle yells from the other room: “HEY, it’s beer o’clock now, right?”

And since my snapping turtle has never said a word before in his life, I naturally went to go see what was up. He had a beer on the floor, so I went to grab it.

“NAW, that one’s mine! Go get your own,” he said as he careened into me. I wondered: had he already started drinking today?

True story, yo. 

Pictures taken by me. 

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