Damn humans always trying to get free beer.
So, my snapping turtle yells from the other room: “HEY, it’s beer o’clock now, right?”
And since my snapping turtle has never said a word before in his life, I naturally went to go see what was up. He had a beer on the floor, so I went to grab it.
“NAW, that one’s mine! Go get your own,” he said as he careened into me. I wondered: had he already started drinking today?
True story, yo.
Pictures taken by me.