Do you know what today is? It’s Zoya Pants the Great’s birthday!! In other words, it’s time to shell-a-brate and PARTY!
Thank you, Kirby and Whimsy!!!! WE heart you so much. Human had the busiest weekend so I am gonna shell-a-brate way more today! YAY! (she did make sure I got a little bite of my birthday apple slice and had a good snuggle yesterday but today means PRESENTS!!!)
Two weeks ago, Tort-Time sent us a package of AWESOME! Zoya and her humom sent us a lovely card, a Tort-Time pin, a chocolate to distract our human, and lots of Turtpocalypse gear! Humans of the world, watch out: The Turtpocalypse is coming!
Best of all, Kirby and I both got monogrammed super-tortle capes!! My cape makes me feel safe and lets me survey my kingdom in cozy secrecy. Kirby hasn’t quite figured out how to wear his properly, but he can now escape from his bath in style!
Look at those two sporting their supershell capes! *Melts*
Lunch box and Kirby, a fine example of the two sides of the Turtpocalypse… the quiet but fierce side eye and the all systems go trouble on the move approach. Different methods, same goal…. reminding you who is really in charge <3
Two weeks ago, Tort-Time sent us a package of AWESOME! Zoya and her humom sent us a lovely card, a Tort-Time pin, a chocolate to distract our human, and lots of Turtpocalypse gear! Humans of the world, watch out: The Turtpocalypse is coming!
Best of all, Kirby and I both got monogrammed super-tortle capes!! My cape makes me feel safe and lets me survey my kingdom in cozy secrecy. Kirby hasn’t quite figured out how to wear his properly, but he can now escape from his bath in style!
Look at those two sporting their supershell capes! *Melts*
Lunch box and Kirby, a fine example of the two sides of the Turtpocalypse… the quiet but fierce side eye and the all systems go trouble on the move approach. Different methods, same goal…. reminding you who is really in charge <3
Two weeks ago, Tort-Time sent us a package of AWESOME! Zoya and her humom sent us a lovely card, a Tort-Time pin, a chocolate to distract our human, and lots of Turtpocalypse gear! Humans of the world, watch out: The Turtpocalypse is coming!
Best of all, Kirby and I both got monogrammed super-tortle capes!! My cape makes me feel safe and lets me survey my kingdom in cozy secrecy. Kirby hasn’t quite figured out how to wear his properly, but he can now escape from his bath in style!
Look at those two sporting their supershell capes! *Melts*
Lunch box and Kirby, a fine example of the two sides of the Turtpocalypse… the quiet but fierce side eye and the all systems go trouble on the move approach. Different methods, same goal…. reminding you who is really in charge <3
Two weeks ago, Tort-Time sent us a package of AWESOME! Zoya and her humom sent us a lovely card, a Tort-Time pin, a chocolate to distract our human, and lots of Turtpocalypse gear! Humans of the world, watch out: The Turtpocalypse is coming!
Best of all, Kirby and I both got monogrammed super-tortle capes!! My cape makes me feel safe and lets me survey my kingdom in cozy secrecy. Kirby hasn’t quite figured out how to wear his properly, but he can now escape from his bath in style!
Look at those two sporting their supershell capes! *Melts*
Lunch box and Kirby, a fine example of the two sides of the Turtpocalypse… the quiet but fierce side eye and the all systems go trouble on the move approach. Different methods, same goal…. reminding you who is really in charge <3
Two weeks ago, Tort-Time sent us a package of AWESOME! Zoya and her humom sent us a lovely card, a Tort-Time pin, a chocolate to distract our human, and lots of Turtpocalypse gear! Humans of the world, watch out: The Turtpocalypse is coming!
Best of all, Kirby and I both got monogrammed super-tortle capes!! My cape makes me feel safe and lets me survey my kingdom in cozy secrecy. Kirby hasn’t quite figured out how to wear his properly, but he can now escape from his bath in style!
Look at those two sporting their supershell capes! *Melts*
Lunch box and Kirby, a fine example of the two sides of the Turtpocalypse… the quiet but fierce side eye and the all systems go trouble on the move approach. Different methods, same goal…. reminding you who is really in charge <3
Two weeks ago, Tort-Time sent us a package of AWESOME! Zoya and her humom sent us a lovely card, a Tort-Time pin, a chocolate to distract our human, and lots of Turtpocalypse gear! Humans of the world, watch out: The Turtpocalypse is coming!
Best of all, Kirby and I both got monogrammed super-tortle capes!! My cape makes me feel safe and lets me survey my kingdom in cozy secrecy. Kirby hasn’t quite figured out how to wear his properly, but he can now escape from his bath in style!
Look at those two sporting their supershell capes! *Melts*
Lunch box and Kirby, a fine example of the two sides of the Turtpocalypse… the quiet but fierce side eye and the all systems go trouble on the move approach. Different methods, same goal…. reminding you who is really in charge <3
Two weeks ago, Tort-Time sent us a package of AWESOME! Zoya and her humom sent us a lovely card, a Tort-Time pin, a chocolate to distract our human, and lots of Turtpocalypse gear! Humans of the world, watch out: The Turtpocalypse is coming!
Best of all, Kirby and I both got monogrammed super-tortle capes!! My cape makes me feel safe and lets me survey my kingdom in cozy secrecy. Kirby hasn’t quite figured out how to wear his properly, but he can now escape from his bath in style!
Look at those two sporting their supershell capes! *Melts*
Lunch box and Kirby, a fine example of the two sides of the Turtpocalypse… the quiet but fierce side eye and the all systems go trouble on the move approach. Different methods, same goal…. reminding you who is really in charge <3
Two weeks ago, Tort-Time sent us a package of AWESOME! Zoya and her humom sent us a lovely card, a Tort-Time pin, a chocolate to distract our human, and lots of Turtpocalypse gear! Humans of the world, watch out: The Turtpocalypse is coming!
Best of all, Kirby and I both got monogrammed super-tortle capes!! My cape makes me feel safe and lets me survey my kingdom in cozy secrecy. Kirby hasn’t quite figured out how to wear his properly, but he can now escape from his bath in style!
Look at those two sporting their supershell capes! *Melts*
Lunch box and Kirby, a fine example of the two sides of the Turtpocalypse… the quiet but fierce side eye and the all systems go trouble on the move approach. Different methods, same goal…. reminding you who is really in charge <3
Happy New Year! From Tort-time to all our shell pal’s, their humans, and the human shell fans far and wide 😀
I was told recently, by a tortoise/turtle expert, that a happy properly fed tortoise or turtle is a fussy, trouble making tortoise or turtle.
Clearly Frodo and Zoya are in heaven 😉
So I see you’ve kept yourself occupied while mom was working…
I was told recently, by a tortoise/turtle expert, that a happy properly fed tortoise or turtle is a fussy, trouble making tortoise or turtle.
Clearly Frodo and Zoya are in heaven 😉
So I see you’ve kept yourself occupied while mom was working…
‘Pet rock’ they say? ‘Do they do anything?’ they say? HA! #Tortoise and #Turtle skeptics eat Zoya’s dust! This video will SHOCK, AWE, and INSPIRE!!! #Turtpocalypse naysayers will fall to their knees! You will never look at your tortoise the same way again!
Well… ok maybe not all of that but at the very least you’ll understand why I can’t turn my back on Zoya for a second. She never gives up when trying to get into trouble.
‘Pet rock’ they say? ‘Do they do anything?’ they say? HA! #Tortoise and #Turtle skeptics eat Zoya’s dust! This video will SHOCK, AWE, and INSPIRE!!! #Turtpocalypse naysayers will fall to their knees! You will never look at your tortoise the same way again!
Well… ok maybe not all of that but at the very least you’ll understand why I can’t turn my back on Zoya for a second. She never gives up when trying to get into trouble.
Displeased with human’s inability to clean up, Zoya tries to do it herself. Interpret the outcome yourself.
Displeased with human’s inability to clean up, Zoya tries to do it herself. Interpret the outcome yourself.
Here comes trouble.
ETA: i don’t know why my fun time gif won’t work. I’ll just have to try again and repost this gpoy