Covert Garden Tort… you can’t see her and she’s totally not eating anything
When I come home and check on Zoya, she’ll sometimes tortle over really fast. stopping at the edge, and stare up at me like “HI!”. My heart immediately turns into a big ole mushy pile of goo 😍😍😍😍
I asked her how she got those petunias on her shell and she said ‘I woke up like this’
Someone is doing a great job weeding the garden!
A little #ThrowBackThursday … Zoya pants will have
owned been with me for 10 years this coming September! Look at the tiny baby she was in 2009. She got confused by a crochet blanket and was barely bigger than a box of tacks. I love her so much.
She swears she heard you say snacks…
She’s looking for trouble.. literally. 😂😍
‘Where did all the greens go, human?!? They were here the other day…’
Don’t worry zoya pants! They’ll be back… sometime next year 🙂
What is it about these horsfieldii torts that makes them love faceplanting so darn much? I swear Zoya is trying to create her own daredevil act…
We were given unprecedented access to the covert ops division of the #Turtpocalyse this week. This is what we found.