So, Zoya was on my bed while I cleaned the terrarium. I walked back into the room and saw her on my laptop. I walk closer and she looks at the screen and moves. Which, coincidently(?), clears the browser cache! (she’s done this before) Then she looks at me with this guilty tort side-eye… 

yeah, she knows what she’s doing… *human skeptical side eyes Zoya back* SHE KNOWS! 

Mmhhmmm I think its time to start reading up on parental controls on that laptop!  

The question is.. what was she doing that she doesn’t want me to see??

A Tortie Parent PSA:

It’s important to keep an eye on your torts suspicious behavior. One day you find her using her shell to measure her enclosure, the next day she’s moving her log out of the way, and the next day you leave her on the bed while you clean her enclosure only to find her trying to order a couch off of!

You also might rethink leaving HGTV on while your torts in the room. It gives them ideas.