Sometimes when I’m bored I like to get a box and pretend I’m a turtle. My favourite thing to do is pretend to be a turtle laying on my back and wait until someone flips me over
Sometimes when I’m bored I like to get a box and pretend I’m a turtle. My favourite thing to do is pretend to be a turtle laying on my back and wait until someone flips me over
Dude theres something giant and cross eyed attached to your plastron.. I think it has elf ears that are camo colored.. weird.
Dude theres something giant and cross eyed attached to your plastron.. I think it has elf ears that are camo colored.. weird.
Teenage mutant ninja troll #troll #turtle #wat #weird #lol #toyvault (Taken with Instagram)
Teenage mutant ninja troll #troll #turtle #wat #weird #lol #toyvault (Taken with Instagram)
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Proof that tortoises are in fact evil,
and that if it wasn’t caged up myself and my family would be dead by now because this little bastard would have eaten us all.Seriously what is with those claws?
No sound cos, well, there wasn’t anything to hear really.
We’ve warned you about the #turtpocalypse. perhaps we should clarify that your blasphemous words against us will not put you in good standing when we take over. Your fear after witnessing our ability to devour roughage is wise. In the future we would prefer you refer to us as “the powerful and benevolent creatures that have spared you and the family out of appreciation for your humble acceptance of our potential”.
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Friend sent this to me with the caption “Clearly your future car” heeeee. I’d have to get “TORT-TIME.TUMBLR.COM” airbrushed on the side.