I have a very important message to tell everyone. It’s so important that…
Mango! Get out of my shot!
I am a tortpire! Blah! I vant to suck your dandies! Blah!
unlike regular vampires, sun strengthens the tortpire! bwahaha! give him your dandies or else!
waffles you need your own show! Tortpire diaries. mmhmm.
Happy Turtle and Tortoise day! Love and celebrate all shells because one day we will be your supreme overlords!
This is fact! Remember, every day is #worldturtleday when you’re a shell (or when we torts and turts rule the world).
It was a bit chilly today but that didn’t stop me from getting my fill in at the all you can eat buffet.
Whoa.. waffles that looks like HEAVEN! I think I may have eaten all our dandies 🙁
The force is strong with me. Expecially when dandies are involved.
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of dandelions cried out and were suddenly silenced… Well done, Waffles!
Today me and Mango strutted our stuff on the catwalk for the Canadian Pet Expo costume contest. We didn’t win but I did get a modelling contract with Turtle Wax.
WOWZA! ‘I’m a mooooodel you know what I mean and I do my little turn on the catwalk.. on the catwalk.. on the catwalk yah!”
wait.. why is it called a catwalk? do you think you were thwarted by the fur beasts? I mean.. its named after them and all.. this sounds like a conspiracy..
Look what I have. Proof that I am your supreme overlord! Err, I mean chelonian personality of the year. I will display my trophy proudly and promise not to use it for evil like hitting non dandy feeders over the head.
CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR FRIEND WAFFLES!!!! I mean, there was never a doubt, you have the biggest shell-sonality in all the land! We know you will take your trophy and use it for only the most important turtpocalypse missions! Keep noming like a boss!!
I helped Mommy match the tortles to their shells and made sure their noms are up to par. Mommy insisted we give the tortles a bath “because it’s good for them,” so I taught them how to escape from their bath! I also tried to inspect their cave, but for some reason, it kept moving when I tried to go inside. Mommy, make the cave stop being mean to me!
This is amazing!
as are @thewhimsyturtle @Wafflesworld and their humans! <3 <3
I love lettuce bums. The crunching and juiciness make it a wonderful treat.
you like lettuce bums and you can not lie!
they really are the best.
Posie update! Posie is doing very well and loves her forever home. She has found her brave and is exploring all over. Even on the linoleum!