Heres a silly video of Zoya’s long walk around the neighborhood yesterday. She clearly has more energy than I do.
holy fuck its a giant goddamn tortoise
Thats right, this one is just passing by to remind you their kind ain’t just a pebble in your back yard.
For those of you that love comedy television and movies, as I’m sure you know I do, may will argue with me on this. Though Parks and Rec and 30 rock remain in the co-position for favorite shows on TV, and in a room filled with Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Maya Rudolph, Wil Arnett, and so many other incredible people…
the TRUE STAR of The Comedy Awards as far as we’re concerned is in fact: THE LIVE TURTLE (which is actually a tortoise from what we can tell and appears to be a he). Look at those little legs, the stretched out neck, the way it stretches out its arms gives the world the side eye as if to say “BOOYAH IM A STAR”. Thats a tortoise with talent and we applaud it.
(Zoya would like to offer her talents for any future appearances in award shows, tv appearances of any kind, film as well.. her resume and head shots are available upon request.. )
We have infiltrated television award shows…The audience remains ignorant that they are now under our shell.. I mean spell… #turtpocalypse
What the hell is Will Arnett doing with a turtle and a gift bag at The Comedy Awards?!
yeah, she’s lookin’ at YOU. hand over the dandelions.
Capybara with Turtles… weird match?
Oh this is perfect. Makes my day. Now I am trying to decide if the turtles have surrounded the capybara (perhaps thinking he looks tasty? perhaps he is a nice warm basking rock?) or the capybara has taken the liberty of seating himself in the middle of a ring of turtles because he knows that’s the place to be.
We will guard the perimeter while you keep us warm. Thank you for supporting the #turtpocalypse!
More from the Expo in NH… This little redfoot shows off its skills at domination… no doubt he/she will get FAR during the #turtpocalyps.