lilacturtl:

creepicrawlies:

Capybara with Turtles… weird match?

Oh this is perfect. Makes my day. Now I am trying to decide if the turtles have surrounded the capybara (perhaps thinking he looks tasty? perhaps he is a nice warm basking rock?) or the capybara has taken the liberty of seating himself in the middle of a ring of turtles because he knows that’s the place to be.

We will guard the perimeter while you keep us warm. Thank you for supporting the #turtpocalypse! 

elevatorbuttons-and-morning-air:

Proof that tortoises are in fact evil,
and that if it wasn’t caged up myself and my family would be dead by now because this little bastard would have eaten us all.

Seriously what is with those claws? 
No sound cos, well, there wasn’t anything to hear really.  

We’ve warned you about the #turtpocalypse. perhaps we should clarify that your blasphemous words against us will not put you in good standing when we take over.  Your fear after witnessing our ability to devour roughage is wise. In the future we would prefer you refer to us as “the powerful and benevolent creatures that have spared you and the family out of appreciation for your humble acceptance of our potential”.