Sammy the Sulcata ( @SammyKaep7 ) wished his dad, 49ers Quarterback Colin Kaepernick (@Kaepernick7 ), a happy birthday yesterday. Unlike most teenagers, Sammy isn’t embarrassed to show his dad some love in public. 

Sammy the Sulcata ( @SammyKaep7 ) wished his dad, 49ers Quarterback Colin Kaepernick (@Kaepernick7 ), a happy birthday yesterday. Unlike most teenagers, Sammy isn’t embarrassed to show his dad some love in public. 

Callin’ All Tumblr Users!

doveily:

I would like a punny tortoise (but would settle for turtle) one-liner that I can put on a big sign to put above my tortoise, Lupo’s, cage. (Russian tortoise).

THIS IS WHAT TUMBLR USERS DO BEST.

MAKE ME PROUD.

Forgot to add my lame thoughts here… 

Saddly tonight I’m off my game.. but I keep thinking:

“Restricted TerAREAum: Violators will be shelled”

While wearing her costume again, Zoya checked to make sure she hadn’t missed any potential treats today and tried to look cute for humom so she’d at least get a bigger breakfast. 

While wearing her costume again, Zoya checked to make sure she hadn’t missed any potential treats today and tried to look cute for humom so she’d at least get a bigger breakfast.