Darwin the Tortoise was welcomed to his new home by public officials, photographers, and with lots and lots of treats. That’s how you treat a tortoise. mmhmm. 

(Source: Oxfordmail.co.uk )

AFTER a year in Oxfordshire, Darwin the tortoise can look forward to perhaps 100 more.

The 26-year-old Aldabra Giant Tortoise was donated to the Cotswold Wildlife Park last year by the Seychelles Government after the Burford park started a conservation project involving the country and its Seychelles National Botanical Gardens.

To mark a year since the project started, the park hosted a reception on Sunday for guests including the Seychelles High Commissioner, members of the Seychelles Tourism Department and the Mayor of Burford, John White.

There are now three male tortoises at the park and keepers feed them carrots, stinging nettles, dandelions, thistles and clover.

Seychelles tourism minister Alain St Ange yesterday said he was pleased with the relationship between the park and his country.

And he said Darwin seemed to have settled in well at his new home.

He said: “He is being spoiled with carrots and apples so he is very happy. But we need to see how we can bring a female to them now.”

Sammy the Sulcata ( @SammyKaep7 ) wished his dad, 49ers Quarterback Colin Kaepernick (@Kaepernick7 ), a happy birthday yesterday. Unlike most teenagers, Sammy isn’t embarrassed to show his dad some love in public. 

Sammy the Sulcata ( @SammyKaep7 ) wished his dad, 49ers Quarterback Colin Kaepernick (@Kaepernick7 ), a happy birthday yesterday. Unlike most teenagers, Sammy isn’t embarrassed to show his dad some love in public. 

Callin’ All Tumblr Users!

doveily:

I would like a punny tortoise (but would settle for turtle) one-liner that I can put on a big sign to put above my tortoise, Lupo’s, cage. (Russian tortoise).

THIS IS WHAT TUMBLR USERS DO BEST.

MAKE ME PROUD.

Forgot to add my lame thoughts here… 

Saddly tonight I’m off my game.. but I keep thinking:

“Restricted TerAREAum: Violators will be shelled”

While wearing her costume again, Zoya checked to make sure she hadn’t missed any potential treats today and tried to look cute for humom so she’d at least get a bigger breakfast. 

While wearing her costume again, Zoya checked to make sure she hadn’t missed any potential treats today and tried to look cute for humom so she’d at least get a bigger breakfast.