Ah the suspicious side eye.. the sign of a current or future recruit into the #turtpocalypse movement.. also unsure of its parent’s intentions when pointing electronics in its directions and not providing consumable treats at the same time.
Because We’ll always be your valentine! <3
(until we take over the world.. then you’ll have to work for it.. #turtpocalypse)
Zoya’s crush, @Jeffmusk , sent her a valentine!! She looooves it!! can you tell??
Proof that tortoises are in fact evil,
and that if it wasn’t caged up myself and my family would be dead by now because this little bastard would have eaten us all.
Seriously what is with those claws?
No sound cos, well, there wasn’t anything to hear really.
We’ve warned you about the #turtpocalypse. perhaps we should clarify that your blasphemous words against us will not put you in good standing when we take over. Your fear after witnessing our ability to devour roughage is wise. In the future we would prefer you refer to us as “the powerful and benevolent creatures that have spared you and the family out of appreciation for your humble acceptance of our potential”.
Yeah that’s right, I take him shopping with me 🙂
I once thought about putting zoya in a baby carriage and pushing her around the neighborhood…
Zoya will find the root of mommy’s headache.. by climbing up onto her face..
she is intuitive like that.