mylivingphantasy:

When you’re alone on a Saturday night and crave affection

Zoya would like to weigh in on your questions, @mylivingphantasy . I’ll type for her since she tends to get dirt in between the keys when she does it herself. 

She says she recognizes you. you look like a human.

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The best way to show your tortoise you love him is to give him noms. Yep. That’s the way to say ‘I love you’ in tortoise. Head skritches are ok too, but NOMS! 

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She’s sure your shell friend loves you back as long as you provide a steady stream of quality noms. If you want, she’ll give you a snuggle but you have to sit next to the flowers…she swears she has no ulterior motives (this human says she’s lying). 

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Lastly, she wants you to know that it’s ok. Don’t feel ashamed, her human is also alone and translating her own tortoise’s side eyes into comments to post on Tumblr. 

HEY! 

wafflesworld:

1)
Jasper is training her dragon to be a member of the Neighbourhood Watch 

2)
You is MY Boyfriend Godzilla!  I’m bigger than you and what I say goes!!!

Hungry

3)
Murphy Abrams thought what better way to learn about how to train a
dragon than to watch Game of Thrones. Murphy wishes to be the brother of
dragons.

4)
Learning to ride dragons is fun! Rawr!
❤️Pickles da p’let

5)
Batman totally knows how to tame a dragon. Here we see a true Mother of Dragons.

6)
Turns out dragon training might not be Kirabi’s strong suit so instead
the dragon seems to tame her. Or maybe she’s just playing along and
planning something sneaky. 

7)
Moses believes all creatures should exist on equal terms so he rather
takes a nap with a dragon instead of trying to tame it and force it into
submission.

These dragon trainers are on point! 

wafflesworld:

1)
Jasper is training her dragon to be a member of the Neighbourhood Watch 

2)
You is MY Boyfriend Godzilla!  I’m bigger than you and what I say goes!!!

Hungry

3)
Murphy Abrams thought what better way to learn about how to train a
dragon than to watch Game of Thrones. Murphy wishes to be the brother of
dragons.

4)
Learning to ride dragons is fun! Rawr!
❤️Pickles da p’let

5)
Batman totally knows how to tame a dragon. Here we see a true Mother of Dragons.

6)
Turns out dragon training might not be Kirabi’s strong suit so instead
the dragon seems to tame her. Or maybe she’s just playing along and
planning something sneaky. 

7)
Moses believes all creatures should exist on equal terms so he rather
takes a nap with a dragon instead of trying to tame it and force it into
submission.

These dragon trainers are on point!