rickyroko:

That moment when you realize your turtle’s gaze is more frightening than yours.

#closeup #macro #lovenature #naturelover #natureshooters #creatures #foodchain #photooftheday #earth #instanature #turtle #terrificturtles #carapace #dansemacabre (Marnate)

THOU SHALL NEVER DOUBT THE POWER OF THE TORTIE SIDE EYE AGAIN! bwahahahaha

middiederynsharp:

Next stop on our trip was Roswell! Mom was hoping for cool pictures, but forgot to take into account she made it there at four in the morning. I was awake, but she woke Argyl up for his photo. No worries though, he went back to sleep as soon as the car started moving again. I wasn’t going to miss out on this adventure, though!
That’s me on the left, and baby brother Argyl on the left.

Whoa!! Did you see any aliens?? I Wonder if the aliens live some place with lots of dandelions.

A video posted by CHIZ (@turtle56tan) on

radiobeam:

腹ペコ亀ら目線

#撮ってないでご飯ください
#お水に降りるのでそこ邪魔です
#ぐいぐいくる亀ら目線
#たれ目のしょぼくれ顔

#turtle #亀 #gorotan #ミドリガメ #ミシシッピアカミミガメ #亀ら目線

turtle is totally judging you.

Zoya’s Birthday EXTRAVAGANZA! 

Thank you all for the birthday wishes! It was the bestest birthday! Humom decorated my castle while I was sleeping heehee! When I woke up, she brought me birthday noms with cactus fruit and A DANDIE ON TOP!! I ate that first, OBVIOUSLY!  I opened my awesome card from Kirby and waffles, mango, and torty sent birthday wishes! We played stomp around the terrarium and humom showed me the new UVB bulb she got me. Then there might have been some snuggles. What a party!!! 

I was gonna stay up super late but I need my beauty rest. Mmhmm (I totally didn’t fall asleep early cause of all that noming and stomping. Nope.)

in2nature:

Imagine this lil’ guy nipping you while you jump into your favorite river!
Guest-a-gram goes to @benlivesoutside from Minnesota! Always stay #in2nature | #explore #turtlesnaps #riverbeast #turtle

I dunno, he seems pretty happy to see you… CHOMP.  Either way, it’s your fault for having toes that look like tasty wormies. 

Lots of balloons just for Zoya!Who's awesome?  Zoya is!Very important:  Making the birthday tortie's wishes come true!Lots of nom-like colors--check!I, Inspector Kirby declare this card fit for mailing to Zoya!Gotta make sure the card says Happy Birthday!Yeah, it's that simple!Wishing that Zoya gets lots of birthday noms!Time to close up the card and add our special gift!<img src="http://www.tort-time.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/tumblr_odqb2qh79c1sodvexo8_r1_1280.jpg" alt="A star for Zoya the tortie star!

thewhimsyturtle:

Today is the day!  The day we celebrate Zoya Pants the Great:  amazing tortie star, destroyer of dandies, and secret lounge singer!  Happy happy birthday, Zoya!!!  🎈 🐢 🎈

Thank you for the AMAZING card, Kirby & Whimsy!! And for the stars! I decided to wear my star on top of my shell instead of a birthday hat! It was much way cooler 😀