themarveloustort:

Its healthy food only today. I’m climbing on it to show mama my distaste.

That is a super smart plan! Give her the side eye while you’re at it. P.s. climbing on top of the food is also a good way to let  other torties know its yours. In case they forget and stuff! 

themarveloustort:

Its healthy food only today. I’m climbing on it to show mama my distaste.

That is a super smart plan! Give her the side eye while you’re at it. P.s. climbing on top of the food is also a good way to let  other torties know its yours. In case they forget and stuff! 

themarveloustort:

Today I was very helpfull! I helped Grandma build a mini grill and helped Grandad work on mamas car! What a productive day for a little tort like me!

Wow! You are SO helpful! Are you good with computers too??

themarveloustort:

Today I was very helpfull! I helped Grandma build a mini grill and helped Grandad work on mamas car! What a productive day for a little tort like me!

Wow! You are SO helpful! Are you good with computers too??

themarveloustort:

Today I was very helpfull! I helped Grandma build a mini grill and helped Grandad work on mamas car! What a productive day for a little tort like me!

Wow! You are SO helpful! Are you good with computers too??

themarveloustort:

Today I was very helpfull! I helped Grandma build a mini grill and helped Grandad work on mamas car! What a productive day for a little tort like me!

Wow! You are SO helpful! Are you good with computers too??

themarveloustort:

Mamma brought me home a jade plant to try. I took one little triangle shaped nibble and decided to stomp on it in distaste.

These little ones are learning domination skills so early. Its impressive. #Turtpocalypse 

themarveloustort:

Mamma brought me home a jade plant to try. I took one little triangle shaped nibble and decided to stomp on it in distaste.

These little ones are learning domination skills so early. Its impressive. #Turtpocalypse 

themarveloustort:

Mamma brought me home a jade plant to try. I took one little triangle shaped nibble and decided to stomp on it in distaste.

These little ones are learning domination skills so early. Its impressive. #Turtpocalypse 

themarveloustort:

Good news everyone! My indoor clovers and grass have sprouted and are ready for noms!!!

HEAVEN IS HERE! 

That is so awesome 😀 look at you crawling in the noms garden. Its a good thing you’re not bigger. You’d have that nomed quicker than your human can say CHOMP.