spitegoblin:

People keep asking me what I’m going to do when Steve gets huge. The fuck y’all think I’m gon’a do? I’m going to rearrange my life to fit around him, duh.

I mean–??

YOU DON’T TOSS OUT YOUR CHILDREN JUST BECAUSE THEY GREW UP AND GOT BIG, I MEAN, DAMN.

YES!! Com’on son, Forever pets are FOREVER!

That means you do what needs to be done to care for them the way they need to be cared for, in the way you agreed to when you adopted them.

And you know what? It will bring you a million incredible moments in return.
Fistbump @spitegoblin !!

spitegoblin:

All day, people have been like: “Back the fuck up. Is that a real turtle?!” And Steve’s just been happily digging holes and eating dirt, paying them absolutely no mind.

(This is the view from my table on the porch.)

you don’t have noms? No ones got time for that!

Folded Steve into a tortletaco after his bath.

bodiddleydarn:

Put some vitashell rub onto the dry spots and fed him alfalfa; he was he happiest little shell around.

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You guys just do NOT understand how much I love this guy.

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so fresh, so clean

Oh we do… many of us do. <3 <3 <3