Quarantine Diaries Day 14⁠

The sun has gone and the rain is here. It’s too cold & wet for stomping in the garden.  My morning workout consisted of several rounds of ‘long jump Olympics’ but I was still unsatisfied. I climbed the side to see what the human was doing when I caught sight of the TV. Could it be? Yes! The human informed me there is a special @Psych_USA binge-a-thon on tv all day! 

Obviously I had to participate. ⁠

I already had a snack in hand ( well hanging out of my mouth) so I joined human in the pile of comfy blankets, put on my favorite pineapple hat, and settled in to watch my favorite show! ⁠

As I write this I’m told I have to have a bath. I considered burrowing in protest but attempted negotiation instead. After giving human my sweetest face, I’ve been promised one more episode. It’s only fair she says #Psych did give me my Hollywood big screen debut! ⁠

no noms in sightsupplies acquiredDandies are out there somewhere I know it

Quarantine Diaries: A tortoise staying home

Day 1&2

We have stocked up on the greens available at the store. Despite several reports on social media we are without any dandies to carry us through. Human claims she looked for then around the area but none were found. I question the truth in her statement but am unable to verify. My only view is the cronch covered yard where little seems to grow even in late March.

Messages from the #turtpocalypse have continued to trickle in. I’ve been told our friend @wafflesworld has sacrificed his fresh greens for the greater good. It is an honor to serve with such a brave soul. He has sacrificed so much.