Hell yeah! Hercules is smiling cause that tortoise’s fam was around before that sidewalk existed. Also? Sunshine. Add a dandelion and well.. fucks will be given.. just not to you 😀

h0tsaucel0vesher:

this bitch was taking a walk with her tortoise, Hercules, like no big deal. random acts like this make me very happy

Hell yeah! Hercules is smiling cause that tortoise’s fam was around before that sidewalk existed. Also? Sunshine. Add a dandelion and well.. fucks will be given.. just not to you 😀

h0tsaucel0vesher:

this bitch was taking a walk with her tortoise, Hercules, like no big deal. random acts like this make me very happy

a few warm days and a crazy flower sale led to a garden transformation from 6 petunia plants and some rocks to what Zoya appeared to interpret as “OMG GARDEN ITS MY BIRTHDAY WIN!” Marigolds, petunias (4 8 packs! 32 new single plants) and a few pansies happened and Zoya was in heaven.

The petunias never had a chance. All but 3 flowers gone in 10 minutes flat… but damn did she enjoy it (and thankfully some good regrowth is happening since its been raining for 3 days since these pics).

With all the rain after such a fun garden day, she is very clearly unhappy to not be in her outdoor garden of nom nom heaven and scoffs at the greens I provide her every morning.Oh and the pansies are a new one in the garden and nothing made me laugh more than her quick confusion in which she took a bite of a pansy.. looked at it.. clearly thought in her little tortie brain… NOT A PETUNIA.. and promptly moved along by stomping all over it. 

gotta love this little trouble maker. Looking forward to a nice weekend according to the weather reports so she can continue to destroy all my gardening attempts and I can blame that for my lack of green thumb 🙂