andyfuckinghurley:

#sleeping #Thor #tortoise #tortoises #tortoisebutttueaday #cuties #russian #russiantortoise

Thanksgiving isn’t complete without that really long post nom nap. Sweet dreams thor! We love that tortiebutt!

rightsideofthewrongsideof:

Why do tortoises always look so angry?

Cause you humans always stand over us with those cameras instead of with snacks. #truefacts