This looks oh so familiar 😂😂 how to train your human: noms edition
It was so warm today humom let me patrol the balcony In the sunshine! I checked both sides of the yard but no dandelions were visible anywhere. When I looked back a non the size of me had appeared. So I was a good tort and did some beak management noming. It was a good day considering its February.
One year ago today, Zoya was exploring her new kingdom!
At first, she was disappointed to discover that those green spots on the carpet were not noms. But once she found the pile of blankets in the giant sun puddle? She was happy with her new home.
She stands proudly among the spread out mess of ‘other area’ substrate and noms she did not approve of and thinks “I made this”
Yes, Zoya. Yes you did. Nice work. I’ll clean it up in the morning.
Happy New Year!!! May 2019 bring only the best noms and full world domination! #happynewyear #turtpocalypse
Last night Zoya was anxiously pacing her enclosure. I asked her what’s wrong. She said she was worried that Santa would find out she was sleeping on the job. I told her he definitely didn’t notice (and hid this picture).
Ok. I’m ready for winter. Now can I go outside, humom??
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Even in winter Zoya has sweet soccer dreams. Her commitment to the game shall not be questioned.
She swears she heard you say snacks…