brandybacklash:

When he doesnt know im taking pics, he really struts his stuff! Haha #redfoottortoise #redfoot #reptile #chelonian #tortoise #paco #girlswholovereptiles #strut #workit

Strut your stuff! #TooSexyForYourParty

brandybacklash:

He likes butterworms better, but obviously waxies will do! #redfoottortoise #redfoot #reptile #chelonian #tortoise #paco #girlswholovereptiles #waxworms #tortoisesofig

brandybacklash:

How to get your tortoise to workout: try to barricade them in a room so you don’t lose them down the cat door for the basement. Use a child’s truck filled with toys that you think is heavy to block, make sure said tortoise can see under the truck.

Lmao! I keep setting it up and he’s determined to get under it so he just pushed it around. Every time. Silly bud. #tortoises #tortoise #redfoot #redfoottortoise #Paco #exercise #tortoiseworkout #tortoisebutt #silly

“Its hard work being a tortoise! Always pushing stuff, giving other animals rides.. I mean whats that silly dog doing right now.. resting? kitty is just staring with those lazer eyes.. how about giving me a hand!”

brandybacklash:

Tried to upload these earlier but my phone denied me. PACO SHENANIGANS! I kissed him, he returned the kiss my snorting as much of my neck skin into his nose as he could (feels really weird btw) and then did his version of cuddling (digging at my chest and neck) Before deciding to perch like a baby or a parrot. Goober. 

This is my favorite kinda tortie snuggle! <3 <3 

brandybacklash:

Tried to upload these earlier but my phone denied me. PACO SHENANIGANS! I kissed him, he returned the kiss my snorting as much of my neck skin into his nose as he could (feels really weird btw) and then did his version of cuddling (digging at my chest and neck) Before deciding to perch like a baby or a parrot. Goober. 

This is my favorite kinda tortie snuggle! <3 <3 

brandybacklash:

Tried to upload these earlier but my phone denied me. PACO SHENANIGANS! I kissed him, he returned the kiss my snorting as much of my neck skin into his nose as he could (feels really weird btw) and then did his version of cuddling (digging at my chest and neck) Before deciding to perch like a baby or a parrot. Goober. 

This is my favorite kinda tortie snuggle! <3 <3 

brandybacklash:

Rahhh! More pics from today on my tumblr! Www.Brandybacklash.tumblr.com
#Paco #redfoot #redfoottortoise #tortoise #reptile #girlswholovereptiles #herplife

HEEEEY YOU GUUUUUUUUYS!

brandybacklash:

“But I don’t wanna go to bed. ITSNOTBEDTIMEMOM! I own this mountain! Ha.” Come on Paco. What in the heck. #Paco #redfoot #redfoottortoise #tortoise #tortoises #troublemaker #ouchmyneck #whatareyouevendoing #girlswholovereptiles

If you climb over her eyes, human definitely won’t notice you’re still awake! She can’t see you! #MtHumanDominated

brandybacklash:

Paco’s weekend antics: 1.Bug Mom while she’s feeding weird little lizards by trying to eat what she calls “gecko bowls” but are actually clever fake noms. Not food 🙁 2.Keep insisting plastic caps are food until Mom brings real treats. Climb into moms lap for the whole bowl, bc I want the whole bowl not just a few pieces. 3.Take a mini nap sort of in the bedside nook… 4.Try to conquer Moms boot, get stuck, whistle through my nose till Mom helps.
#Paco #tortoise #redfoottortoise #redfootedtortoise #redfoot #turtle #reptile #silly #pet #girlwholovereptiles #fuckyeatortoises

brandybacklash:

Look who decided to explore today! (Blurry because they were stealth photos from the bed haha) he even pooped in his water and on the floor 😛 good deal I’ll take it. He has since retreated to his moist hide to nap. <3 Paco #Paco #tortoise #petsofig #redfoot #petsoftumblr #redfoottortoise

You go Paco! you’ve got a nice tall stance, don’t be afraid to show it off. 🙂