no you’re the one crying
Michael wake up later in the summer.#mypet #michael #turtoise #video #videooftheday
Tortoise Friend Little Foot #tortoise #herpetology #littlefoot #dino #reptile #friendshaped #hangout #dope #vibing #vibes #chill #whatup #trust #pets
Sleepy smol bean of mine❤️
munch, munch, munch, munch
I think I found an extra piece of squash under the chicory but every time I bite it it’s not there! What is this witch craft and why is human laughing???
Happy birthday to me! I’m 12 today!
Humom and I are having a party… well.. a tortie party. That means noms, naps, and stomping in the garden! She even made me a cake! Turns out you aren’t supposed to eat the candle. Whatever, it’s not tasty anyway.
Ahoy, me hearties! It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, an’ th’ Pirate Kirby be back, fearsome GRUMP an’ all!
Avast! I be marooned in a sea o’ unCHOMPable seashells!? Bail me out o’ here smartly, ye scallywags, or ye be walkin’ th’ plank!
Do I be stranded in a land o’ no noms?!
Nary a whiff o’ noms I be smellin’!?
One o’ ye landlubbers bring me noms smartly or a mighty GRUMP storm be comin’!