Ahhhh it be good to be back piratin', me hearties!What be ye starin' at?!  Bring out all th' noms!Avast, what be all these colors aroun' me?Th' Pirate Kirby be investigatin'!Me eyes see seashells an' more seashells....Do any o' these here seashells be secret noms?That do not be smellin' like noms!Ne'er fear, th' Pirate Kirby be th' one t' find any shells that be noms!Beware me STOMPs, seashells that be not noms!These here seashells be all suspiciously not nomlike...

thewhimsyturtle:

Ahoy, me hearties!  It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day, an’ th’ Pirate Kirby be back, fearsome GRUMP an’ all!

Avast!  I be marooned in a sea o’ unCHOMPable seashells!?  Bail me out o’ here smartly, ye scallywags, or ye be walkin’ th’ plank!

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Do I be stranded in a land o’ no noms?!

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Nary a whiff o’ noms I be smellin’!?

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One o’ ye landlubbers bring me noms smartly or a mighty GRUMP storm be comin’!

I, th' mighty Cap'n Kirby, be plunderin' this here treasure!Open up this treasure chest, ye bilge rat!What be this here shiny?A shiny whatsit for navigatin'?  Set sail for noms!This shiny navigator be mine now!Well?  Where be th' noms?!Lookin' at th' shiny?  That be just what I be doin'!I still see no noms!I be hungry, ye scurvy dog!Where be th' noms hidin' in this shiny navigator?!

thewhimsyturtle:

ARRRRRR!!  It be International Talk Like A Pirate Day!  Th’ swashbucklin’ Pirate Kirby returns t’ plunder all yer noms!

Avast!  I found meself a jolly fine sextant t’ help me find all th’ noms this voyage!  C’mere, me shiny beauty, show me where all th’ noms be hidin’!

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If ye be holdin’ back noms, beware th’ mighty GRUMP o’ Pirate Kirby!

Hand over yer noms or you walk the plank! Arrrg!