themadborntoday:

Alfred attempts to escape.

I love how we tort and turt humans have that mix of awe and nervousness as we watch our shell babies get into all sorts of trouble. “My baby can do anything…oh god.. MY BABY CAN DO ANYTHING!ACK!”

thehellwecreated:

Us, my-heart-swells-with-hatred ♡ (:

Interspecies love. 

For anyone needing a snuggle right about now. 

thehellwecreated:

Us, my-heart-swells-with-hatred ♡ (:

Interspecies love. 

For anyone needing a snuggle right about now. 

thehellwecreated:

Us, my-heart-swells-with-hatred ♡ (:

Interspecies love. 

For anyone needing a snuggle right about now. 

AW yeah tortoise poetry. 

p00pheadies:

this is harold
he is my tortoise
he is eating a cucumber from mah hand right hurr
he is the one and only love of my life
he is my baby
he is probably the single happiest tortoise on the face of the planet
ya’ll best be jealous