Super worried about Rocky. He’s been lethargic and isn’t eating much… My poor baby…
Does anybody have any turtle advice?

Oh man, take him to the vet ASAP. He’s super swollen.. Anyone with slider expertise have advice?

(we promise to catch up on asks soon! We’re on slow summer time. Its like torts in the winter but for the human)

no but really, VET! And good thoughts for Rocky and for you. hang tough little shell…


Alfred attempts to escape.

I love how we tort and turt humans have that mix of awe and nervousness as we watch our shell babies get into all sorts of trouble. “My baby can do anything…oh god.. MY BABY CAN DO ANYTHING!ACK!”

AW yeah tortoise poetry. 


this is harold
he is my tortoise
he is eating a cucumber from mah hand right hurr
he is the one and only love of my life
he is my baby
he is probably the single happiest tortoise on the face of the planet
ya’ll best be jealous