brinabot:

Santa’s little helper #tortoise #elf #hesonlykindofhelping #decorating

Whomever wrote about reindeers pulling Santa’s sleigh was near sighted. Obviously they were tortoises. Sulcatas in the back…and I bet it was really Rudolf the red footed tortoise. 

thewhimsyturtle:

I helped Mommy put up Christmas lights outside today! I tried to eat them at first, but Mommy said no. So I tried sitting on them with my mouth open to see if any would fall into my mouth. No luck. They were still exciting to look at though!

Wow, Kirby! Its like you’re flying on a pre-lit cloud! Maybe the falling noms don’t come till Christmas? Don’t give up! 

thewhimsyturtle:

I helped Mommy put up Christmas lights outside today! I tried to eat them at first, but Mommy said no. So I tried sitting on them with my mouth open to see if any would fall into my mouth. No luck. They were still exciting to look at though!

Wow, Kirby! Its like you’re flying on a pre-lit cloud! Maybe the falling noms don’t come till Christmas? Don’t give up! 

thewhimsyturtle:

I helped Mommy put up Christmas lights outside today! I tried to eat them at first, but Mommy said no. So I tried sitting on them with my mouth open to see if any would fall into my mouth. No luck. They were still exciting to look at though!

Wow, Kirby! Its like you’re flying on a pre-lit cloud! Maybe the falling noms don’t come till Christmas? Don’t give up! 

thewhimsyturtle:

I helped Mommy put up Christmas lights outside today! I tried to eat them at first, but Mommy said no. So I tried sitting on them with my mouth open to see if any would fall into my mouth. No luck. They were still exciting to look at though!

Wow, Kirby! Its like you’re flying on a pre-lit cloud! Maybe the falling noms don’t come till Christmas? Don’t give up! 

thewhimsyturtle:

I helped Mommy put up Christmas lights outside today! I tried to eat them at first, but Mommy said no. So I tried sitting on them with my mouth open to see if any would fall into my mouth. No luck. They were still exciting to look at though!

Wow, Kirby! Its like you’re flying on a pre-lit cloud! Maybe the falling noms don’t come till Christmas? Don’t give up! 

thewhimsyturtle:

I helped Mommy put up Christmas lights outside today! I tried to eat them at first, but Mommy said no. So I tried sitting on them with my mouth open to see if any would fall into my mouth. No luck. They were still exciting to look at though!

Wow, Kirby! Its like you’re flying on a pre-lit cloud! Maybe the falling noms don’t come till Christmas? Don’t give up! 

wafflesworld:

Last night me and Mango made shortbread cookies. I’m starting to think we should open our own bake shop!

Those look SO YUMMY! Good job you two! 

wafflesworld:

Last night me and Mango made shortbread cookies. I’m starting to think we should open our own bake shop!

Those look SO YUMMY! Good job you two! 

wafflesworld:

Last night me and Mango made shortbread cookies. I’m starting to think we should open our own bake shop!

Those look SO YUMMY! Good job you two! 

wafflesworld:

Last night me and Mango made shortbread cookies. I’m starting to think we should open our own bake shop!

Those look SO YUMMY! Good job you two! 

wafflesworld:

Last night me and Mango made shortbread cookies. I’m starting to think we should open our own bake shop!

Those look SO YUMMY! Good job you two! 

wafflesworld:

Last night me and Mango made shortbread cookies. I’m starting to think we should open our own bake shop!

Those look SO YUMMY! Good job you two! 

wafflesworld:

Last night me and Mango made shortbread cookies. I’m starting to think we should open our own bake shop!

Those look SO YUMMY! Good job you two! 

wafflesworld:

Last night me and Mango made shortbread cookies. I’m starting to think we should open our own bake shop!

Those look SO YUMMY! Good job you two! 

boristhetortoise:

Hey guys!

Exams are over, and I am now at my Grandma’s house for my first Christmas! I figured that I would take some time out today and answer some of your questions that I received during my time off of tumblr. So, here are some facts about me:
1. My name is Boris, but my mom is pretty sure that I am a girl!
2. I am spoiled rotten.
3. I sleep with a teddy bear every night
4. I LOVE to take baths!!
5. My favorite thing to do is climb. I climb on most anything, but my favorite things to climb are the rocks in my enclosure (and sometimes my mom!)

Stay posted to find out more fun facts about me! Also, my mom’s friend (who is also my godmother) got a new camera the other day and decided to let me have my own photoshoot! Maybe I will post some of them in a few days. It all depends in how awesome I look in them 🙂

As always, I’m wishing you lots of noms, warm baths, and cuddles!

Peace out!

Hi Boris!  What a big yawn you have! SHELL HUGS! 

phonestrumpet:

These were lined up beside the couch. He walked around and moved them, then went to sleep. What? #tortoise

Tortoise knows how important it is to create a soothing environment conducive to sleep. Also, who doesn’t love building a fort in the livingroom? 

Anonymous:

I have a couple of concerns and I hope you can help me out. I have a sulcata tortoise a little more than a year old. It’s beak chipped on one side. I was wondering if I have to file the rest down? Is it a sign of poor nutrition if it’s beak is breaking? I am getting worried. I try my best to keep it healthy but sometimes I feel like I’m doing something wrong.

Hey There!

So Its really hard to say without seeing your torte’s beak.  The first thing I’d say is don’t trim your tortoise’s beak yourself! Unless you’ve been trained by someone definitely don’t try it. While a cracked beak doesn’t necessarily mean something is wrong, it can be a sign of serious health problems. 

The severity of the crack and how its impacting your tort is how you’d decide if it needs attention.  If its a bit of unevenness that’s not causing trouble eating, and not part of an overgrown beak, then (as long as you’re feeding an appropriate diet and providing the proper amount of UVB / temperatures gradient) it should work itself out.  Healthy torts with the right diet and environment usually maintain their beaks and nails through eating and climbing and other day to day trouble making. It won’t look like your shell got a manicure though, so keep that in mind.

That said, If he/she is having trouble eating, If the beak is overgrown, that’s much more worrisome.  Its a sure sign that he/she isn’t getting the right diet/ lighting/ etc and could potentially have a vitamin deficiency or be developing a type of metabolic bone disease  These are serious issues and require vet attention for sure. 

So I guess my advice is to keep a really close eye on your shell friend. If you notice other issues (The overgrown beak, lethargy, weakness, loss of appetite, abnormal shell growth etc) definitely find a herp vet in your area and make an appointment. It’ll ease your fears, identify any underlying issues, and any trimming that might need to be done will be done by a professional (who might be able to show you how to do it yourself should you need to). 

Heres a good care sheet for Sulcata tortoises. Check here too and make sure you’re diet and set up are all good. At only a year old he/she still has quite a bite of growing to do and its important to get that growth going in the right direction. 

The Sulcata & Leopard Tortoise: Sulcata Care Sheet

Thanks for the ask and keep us updated on your shell. If you’d like to send a picture I can share it here and see if anyone has any thoughts. 

Zoya approving the final proofs of our holiday cards. We’re still signing em. She’d like you to know that I, humom, am the slow and steady one in this family. 

Zoya approving the final proofs of our holiday cards. We’re still signing em. She’d like you to know that I, humom, am the slow and steady one in this family.