A video posted by Zoey Fendt (@mychelonia) on

zoey1969:

Actually I’ll just get back in here!! 😂#testudohermanni #testudo #hermannstortoise #hermanni #hatching #hatchling #eggs #tortsofinstagram #tortoise

This is how I feel most mornings, little tortie.

shelbyisnotamused:

And on today’s edition of “Can I Eat This?” Rex attempts to eat the phone. To his surprise he could not eat it #tortoisesofinstagram #tortoise #rexthetortoise #omnomnom #hermannstortoise #canieatthis

oh! Can I eat this is one of Zoya’s favorite games! She also likes “Ha, you thought I couldn’t climb this”  and “…so then I pooped on it” (that last one isn’t very lady like…)