rainbowwriting230592:

Shelly had an adventure outside on my roof terrace and I think she enjoyed herself. She munched on some weeds growing, tried to figure out what was under the wood planks and then cuddled up in my bed sheets when I brought her back in <3 

whoa! thats one epic adventure. We need a nap just reading about it! zzzZZZzzzz

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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Bh7TD-QT4)

This is the absolute best thing you’ll see on a Monday!·

A rare set of Western Hermann tortoise TWINS hatched at Garden State Tortoise, a rescue in New Jersey! These two adorable shells hatched from the same egg, born attached by the yolk sack. Check out these two cuties and how they were safely separated so they can grow big and strong!·

Visit Garden State Tortoise on Facebook for updates on these two and all their other incredible shells.·

sherlockianavenger:

This is why i love my baby, he’s either just plopped in his food bowl,
or he has just toppled over~
my lovely Flashy :3

The  trouble these little ones can get into *shakes head* then they stand back up and demand more noms only to fall asleep mid-bite? Could you love anything more? Didn’t think so. 

isaucie:

My tortoise, the Speaker of the House

Have you prepared your #Turtpocalypse response to the state of the union?

isaucie:

My tortoise, the Speaker of the House

Have you prepared your #Turtpocalypse response to the state of the union?

isaucie:

My tortoise, the Speaker of the House

Have you prepared your #Turtpocalypse response to the state of the union?

isaucie:

My tortoise, the Speaker of the House

Have you prepared your #Turtpocalypse response to the state of the union?

isaucie:

My tortoise, the Speaker of the House

Have you prepared your #Turtpocalypse response to the state of the union?

isaucie:

My tortoise, the Speaker of the House

Have you prepared your #Turtpocalypse response to the state of the union?

isaucie:

My tortoise, the Speaker of the House

Have you prepared your #Turtpocalypse response to the state of the union?

harrythetortoise:

Weeeee…….. Look at me, I’m flying!

Oh, I might have gotten myself stuck.

Stop laughing and help me!!

harrythetortoise:

Weeeee…….. Look at me, I’m flying!

Oh, I might have gotten myself stuck.

Stop laughing and help me!!

harrythetortoise:

We thought Harry wouldn’t be brave (stupid) enough to try to jump off…. we were wrong….very wrong!!
He sat up there for quite some time and I thought he had seen the error of his ways and was backing up.
No!! He was setting himself up for the perfect take off.
He summersaulted off just seconds later…..

I really think our shells should bring back ‘NO FEAR’ shirts. it just makes sense. 

harrythetortoise:

We thought Harry wouldn’t be brave (stupid) enough to try to jump off…. we were wrong….very wrong!!
He sat up there for quite some time and I thought he had seen the error of his ways and was backing up.
No!! He was setting himself up for the perfect take off.
He summersaulted off just seconds later…..

I really think our shells should bring back ‘NO FEAR’ shirts. it just makes sense. 

harrythetortoise:

We thought Harry wouldn’t be brave (stupid) enough to try to jump off…. we were wrong….very wrong!!
He sat up there for quite some time and I thought he had seen the error of his ways and was backing up.
No!! He was setting himself up for the perfect take off.
He summersaulted off just seconds later…..

I really think our shells should bring back ‘NO FEAR’ shirts. it just makes sense. 

harrythetortoise:

Sniff it – lick it – eat it

ROCK IT! 

harrythetortoise:

Sniff it – lick it – eat it

ROCK IT! 

harrythetortoise:

Sniff it – lick it – eat it

ROCK IT!