cactus fruit, chicory, and dandelions oh my!get in ma bellyMOR DANDIES!!Oh a new uvb/a bulb. gotta keep growing strong so I can dominate the worldthat thing that heats up when the power goes out? MA! this is like getting underwear for christmas! GeezAPPLETIME!!!!!!okie humom you can have some as long as you don't have any of mine.I WILL PUT MY FACE IN IT ALL AT ONE TIMEhappy birthday to mezzzzzzZZZzzzzzz

Happy Birthday To ME! 

Humom started my birthday celebration right on time with a super awesome tortie birthday cake! Layers of chicory, cactus fruit and DANDELIONS!!  I made sure to pick all the dandelions out of the cake first because I have PRIORITIES. yep.

I didn’t nom my whole cake cause I knew what was coming. Presents AND my yearly apple slice!!! I loooooove my yearly apple slice the most. Humom says I can’t have too much sugar so it is only a special birthday treat.

I tried to be a well-mannered tort and sniff all my gifts before climbing onto the apple in joy. I got a new UVB/A bulb so I can keep growing healthy and strong, some heat pad thingies in case of power outages (this is like getting underwear for Christmas ma.. wheres the fun stuff!), a new orange friend (doesn’t smell nomable), A PUMPKIN! for fun carving times later this month, AND  AN APPLE that will become my apple slice!

As soon as humom cut it up I gave her my biggest NOOOMS!! smile before shoving my face on it.  I was so excited I even shared a little with humom (not a lot.. just a little). It was glorious! All that excitement really wore me out so when humom went to change my bulb I crawled under my pillow and took a quality birthday nap!


It was Rosie’s birthday Thursday. After losing Harley the day before I thought it would be nice to celebrate Rosie’s life.

So we had a birthday bash! She was very excited about the pumpkin treat she got with her dinner and less excited about the hat but she humored me for a bit 🙂

Happy Hatchday, Rosie!

Happy (day after) Hatchday wafflesworld !!!!!! We celebrated your awesomeness yesterday with noms and Zoya wore her birthday cupcake hat (you have to cross your eyes to make it look like two candles ok? ok)

Even though she’s an only-tort, Zoya likes to think of you as her BIG little brother 😀 (and mangomusings & Kirby thewhimsyturtle !!)  She hopes that’s ok with you and says that she’ll always be a good sister (and partner in shenanigans) and won’t steal your noms cause she can’t get to them through the computer screen! Win Win!!