He finally figured out how to scale his log
Uh oh. Its all down hill from here for you human. #HereComesTrouble
Tortie-treadmill
Hahaha we are teaching toto how to swim?! 😂😂🙌🏼🙌🏼🐢🐢 #tortoise #russiantortoise #funny #silly #cutepets #cutereptiles #cuteanimals
HEAD RUBS! best motivation (thats not edible).
I don’t know how, but he always gets grass on his head!!
Thats a super cool tortie ninja secret. We’re not allowed to tell you how we do it. #Turtpocalypse
My Tortoise needs to delete his browsing history.
BUSTED. *sigh* good thing our most important #turtpocalypse secrets are written in code…
I thought he was just a confused old man who wandered into the tortoise pen.
Turns out he was Jerry Springer. He interrupted my tortoise war dance shot.
Well!?? Who is the tortie daddy?!?
Unmute this 🐢 🐢
No really. Un Mute this.
They are gonna beat level one any minute now I know it! TEAM WORK!
My baby is so cute ☺️🌸
Baby tortie is confused, did I make that? Is it my new friend? you smell different..
Comfortable much? Hahahahaha #funny #sleepingpose #tortoise #russiantortoises #cutepet #cuteanimals #sleepyhead
we need to make some tail hangers that say “Do not disturb”!!