brookemontes:

#breakfast time .. #veggilover #tortoise #babytortoise #turtle #shellbaby #rexipooh #reptilesofinstagram #food #pet #animal

Sometimes its fun to try and look at your noms with your side eye WHILE you’re eating them. 

bystrothetortoise:

Let’s celebrate! It’s destiny! Right after I learn that I love collard greens, they go on sale! 

Thank you Whole Foods for understanding my tortoise-needs.

slowly training the humans to enjoy only the foods we like to nom best..