Callin’ All Tumblr Users!

doveily:

I would like a punny tortoise (but would settle for turtle) one-liner that I can put on a big sign to put above my tortoise, Lupo’s, cage. (Russian tortoise).

THIS IS WHAT TUMBLR USERS DO BEST.

MAKE ME PROUD.

Forgot to add my lame thoughts here… 

Saddly tonight I’m off my game.. but I keep thinking:

“Restricted TerAREAum: Violators will be shelled”