whoops! Sometimes humom gets so excited to post she forgets things are in a queue! As you can see my trick or treat adventures were EPIC!  As torterra, the land does my bidding! That’s why it knew that I deserved allllll the dandelions ever for Halloween! 

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I came home with quite a stash… and ate them all in 5 minutes. Humom says I should have savored them cause there won’t be anymore. I told her I Did! I just did it quickly!

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Halloween is my favoritest holiday! omnomnomnom 

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OMG ARE THESE ALL FOR ME?!I gotta smell these to make sure I'm not dreaming!THEY'RE REAL.NOMOMG YES DANDIES FACESTUFF TIME!I LOVE DANDIES!!INTO MY BELLY, DELICIOUS DANDIE FLOWER!!MMMMMMM THE NOMS OF TORTIE HEAVEN!

thewhimsyturtle:

Look what Mommy found when she went to the dentist!!

(Tricky Mommy snuck awful calcium powder onto these dandies, but I didn’t even notice!)

ZOMG Kirby! where does your mom go to the dentist I need to send humom there right now. She says she keeps looking and there are none! eat an extra for me! ~Hungry Zoya Pants

wafflesworld:

Friend Kirby doesn’t believe me when I say that I can eat dandies like popcorn. Not even mom can keep up with dandies on demand!

Oh yea, those neck extensions are awesome waffle! IMPRESSIVE!!  Humom here is always surprised that when offered such delicious noms, our necks seem to double in size and our speed triples!! never doubt the power of dandelions.