Our good friend Ron decided to test out his gardening skills by growing dandelions! He is my favorite friend. 😍🐢🎉🎉 omnomnomnom!!
whoops! Sometimes humom gets so excited to post she forgets things are in a queue! As you can see my trick or treat adventures were EPIC! As torterra, the land does my bidding! That’s why it knew that I deserved allllll the dandelions ever for Halloween!
I came home with quite a stash… and ate them all in 5 minutes. Humom says I should have savored them cause there won’t be anymore. I told her I Did! I just did it quickly!
Halloween is my favoritest holiday! omnomnomnom
Enzo’s favorite weed since he was a bb #dandelion #grubbinonweeds #lorenzothetortoise #tortoise #sulcata (at Larry’s Liquor & Groceries)
A DANDIE! OMNOMNOM
ITS A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! SANTA BROUGHT DANDELIONS AND I GOT TO GO OUTSIDE!
Humom grew me a garden of grazing greens in my terrarium and I got LOTS of Raddicchio!
Best. Christmas. EVER! I must have been really good this year.
Hedwig The Angry Inch gets a dandelion. Adorable!!
Is this what black friday is? you go wait in line and come back with dandies for me?
Look humom I got up early to work in the yard!!
Humans always say weeding is hard work. I’m not gonna argue with them. mmmmm
Look what Mommy found when she went to the dentist!!
(Tricky Mommy snuck awful calcium powder onto these dandies, but I didn’t even notice!)
ZOMG Kirby! where does your mom go to the dentist I need to send humom there right now. She says she keeps looking and there are none! eat an extra for me! ~Hungry Zoya Pants
Friend Kirby doesn’t believe me when I say that I can eat dandies like popcorn. Not even mom can keep up with dandies on demand!
Oh yea, those neck extensions are awesome waffle! IMPRESSIVE!! Humom here is always surprised that when offered such delicious noms, our necks seem to double in size and our speed triples!! never doubt the power of dandelions.
I LOVE DANDIES! GIMME MOAR!!
Somewhere a #tortoise is cyring having realized this is just painted pavement.