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caffeineblues:

Life is beautiful all the time even when we don’t notice it. #sulcata #tortoise #nannylife #dandelion

we may be busy thinking about all the things we have to do & all the things that have irritated us this week… then this. <3

OMG ARE THESE ALL FOR ME?!I gotta smell these to make sure I'm not dreaming!THEY'RE REAL.NOMOMG YES DANDIES FACESTUFF TIME!I LOVE DANDIES!!INTO MY BELLY, DELICIOUS DANDIE FLOWER!!MMMMMMM THE NOMS OF TORTIE HEAVEN!

thewhimsyturtle:

Look what Mommy found when she went to the dentist!!

(Tricky Mommy snuck awful calcium powder onto these dandies, but I didn’t even notice!)

ZOMG Kirby! where does your mom go to the dentist I need to send humom there right now. She says she keeps looking and there are none! eat an extra for me! ~Hungry Zoya Pants

wafflesworld:

I heard on tv the other day that the grass is greener on the other side. This morning mom took us out to the clover patch but I decided to walk across the street (mom accompanied me) and check out the boulevard. There were so many noms there! Mom told me that this is where she usually comes to pick our food because there are so many weeds there. There were also dandies! I walked around until I ate every last one. The lesson learned is that sometimes it does pay to take a risk and go on an adventure. Even if it is just across the street.

Wow Waffles! you’re getting even wiser as you grow! that’s a very important lesson! I learned tried to take that to heart on my walk with human today. took a big nom of something and mom got mad! she took it away from me. She was trying to explain something about I shouldn’t eat things I don’t know what they are but I just looked at her till she stoped talking. She says my lesson should be “better safe than sorry” but I’m going with “if at first you don’t succeed, nom nom again” 

wafflesworld:

I heard on tv the other day that the grass is greener on the other side. This morning mom took us out to the clover patch but I decided to walk across the street (mom accompanied me) and check out the boulevard. There were so many noms there! Mom told me that this is where she usually comes to pick our food because there are so many weeds there. There were also dandies! I walked around until I ate every last one. The lesson learned is that sometimes it does pay to take a risk and go on an adventure. Even if it is just across the street.

Wow Waffles! you’re getting even wiser as you grow! that’s a very important lesson! I learned tried to take that to heart on my walk with human today. took a big nom of something and mom got mad! she took it away from me. She was trying to explain something about I shouldn’t eat things I don’t know what they are but I just looked at her till she stoped talking. She says my lesson should be “better safe than sorry” but I’m going with “if at first you don’t succeed, nom nom again” 

wafflesworld:

I heard on tv the other day that the grass is greener on the other side. This morning mom took us out to the clover patch but I decided to walk across the street (mom accompanied me) and check out the boulevard. There were so many noms there! Mom told me that this is where she usually comes to pick our food because there are so many weeds there. There were also dandies! I walked around until I ate every last one. The lesson learned is that sometimes it does pay to take a risk and go on an adventure. Even if it is just across the street.

Wow Waffles! you’re getting even wiser as you grow! that’s a very important lesson! I learned tried to take that to heart on my walk with human today. took a big nom of something and mom got mad! she took it away from me. She was trying to explain something about I shouldn’t eat things I don’t know what they are but I just looked at her till she stoped talking. She says my lesson should be “better safe than sorry” but I’m going with “if at first you don’t succeed, nom nom again”