tinylittlejumpygirly:

Someone has learned how to climb. I was trying to clean out his table and he kept escaping from the box i sat him in.

its all over for you human. Your adorable little shell has quickly transformed into a shell full of trouble. Learn to love it (its not hard, trust me.)

tinylittlejumpygirly:

Someone has learned how to climb. I was trying to clean out his table and he kept escaping from the box i sat him in.

its all over for you human. Your adorable little shell has quickly transformed into a shell full of trouble. Learn to love it (its not hard, trust me.)

tinylittlejumpygirly:

Someone has learned how to climb. I was trying to clean out his table and he kept escaping from the box i sat him in.

its all over for you human. Your adorable little shell has quickly transformed into a shell full of trouble. Learn to love it (its not hard, trust me.)

thewhimsyturtle:

Happy Earth Day, friends!

We are all very lucky we live on such a beautiful planet. But if we kick it around too much, we will all end up flailing on our backs!

Kirby knows! (this should be the title of your coffee table book Kirby!!)

thewhimsyturtle:

Happy Earth Day, friends!

We are all very lucky we live on such a beautiful planet. But if we kick it around too much, we will all end up flailing on our backs!

Kirby knows! (this should be the title of your coffee table book Kirby!!)

thewhimsyturtle:

Happy Earth Day, friends!

We are all very lucky we live on such a beautiful planet. But if we kick it around too much, we will all end up flailing on our backs!

Kirby knows! (this should be the title of your coffee table book Kirby!!)

thewhimsyturtle:

Happy Earth Day, friends!

We are all very lucky we live on such a beautiful planet. But if we kick it around too much, we will all end up flailing on our backs!

Kirby knows! (this should be the title of your coffee table book Kirby!!)

thewhimsyturtle:

Happy Earth Day, friends!

We are all very lucky we live on such a beautiful planet. But if we kick it around too much, we will all end up flailing on our backs!

Kirby knows! (this should be the title of your coffee table book Kirby!!)

thewhimsyturtle:

Happy Earth Day, friends!

We are all very lucky we live on such a beautiful planet. But if we kick it around too much, we will all end up flailing on our backs!

Kirby knows! (this should be the title of your coffee table book Kirby!!)

thewhimsyturtle:

Happy Earth Day, friends!

We are all very lucky we live on such a beautiful planet. But if we kick it around too much, we will all end up flailing on our backs!

Kirby knows! (this should be the title of your coffee table book Kirby!!)

thewhimsyturtle:

Happy Earth Day, friends!

We are all very lucky we live on such a beautiful planet. But if we kick it around too much, we will all end up flailing on our backs!

Kirby knows! (this should be the title of your coffee table book Kirby!!)

thewhimsyturtle:

Happy Earth Day, friends!

We are all very lucky we live on such a beautiful planet. But if we kick it around too much, we will all end up flailing on our backs!

Kirby knows! (this should be the title of your coffee table book Kirby!!)

thewhimsyturtle:

Happy Earth Day, friends!

We are all very lucky we live on such a beautiful planet. But if we kick it around too much, we will all end up flailing on our backs!

Kirby knows! (this should be the title of your coffee table book Kirby!!)

turtle/tortoises are not that slow

turtlespartyhard:

can we all take a minute to appreciate the fact that turtles and tortoises are not actually that slow. in fact if you own an aquatic turtle you know tht those bitches can swim like Michael Phelps and run like Kenyans.. And tortoises, if they see something they want they will go after it like there is no tomorrow. IDK where this stupid “turtles are slow” myth comes from but seriously they are faster than you think. Its all part of their world domination plan, mark my words!

Hell yes. This is all of the truth. 

thewhimsyturtle:

Lunchbox Love

Tortle tower squared!

The pretty phone charm was a present from the awesome (Iri)epsi last December! I completely forgot to post these photos before now. >.<

Kirby was really sleepy the day I took these photos, but he did remember not to burp when introduced this time. Unsurprisingly, Lunchbox was not thrilled with the whole arrangement.

Oh Lunchbox, you were always so tolerant of your little brother…and so beautiful while being you. <3 <3 

thewhimsyturtle:

Lunchbox Love

Tortle tower squared!

The pretty phone charm was a present from the awesome (Iri)epsi last December! I completely forgot to post these photos before now. >.<

Kirby was really sleepy the day I took these photos, but he did remember not to burp when introduced this time. Unsurprisingly, Lunchbox was not thrilled with the whole arrangement.

Oh Lunchbox, you were always so tolerant of your little brother…and so beautiful while being you. <3 <3 

thewhimsyturtle:

Lunchbox Love

Tortle tower squared!

The pretty phone charm was a present from the awesome (Iri)epsi last December! I completely forgot to post these photos before now. >.<

Kirby was really sleepy the day I took these photos, but he did remember not to burp when introduced this time. Unsurprisingly, Lunchbox was not thrilled with the whole arrangement.

Oh Lunchbox, you were always so tolerant of your little brother…and so beautiful while being you. <3 <3 

thewhimsyturtle:

Lunchbox Love

Tortle tower squared!

The pretty phone charm was a present from the awesome (Iri)epsi last December! I completely forgot to post these photos before now. >.<

Kirby was really sleepy the day I took these photos, but he did remember not to burp when introduced this time. Unsurprisingly, Lunchbox was not thrilled with the whole arrangement.

Oh Lunchbox, you were always so tolerant of your little brother…and so beautiful while being you. <3 <3 

thewhimsyturtle:

Lunchbox Love

Tortle tower squared!

The pretty phone charm was a present from the awesome (Iri)epsi last December! I completely forgot to post these photos before now. >.<

Kirby was really sleepy the day I took these photos, but he did remember not to burp when introduced this time. Unsurprisingly, Lunchbox was not thrilled with the whole arrangement.

Oh Lunchbox, you were always so tolerant of your little brother…and so beautiful while being you. <3 <3 

thewhimsyturtle:

Lunchbox Love

Tortle tower squared!

The pretty phone charm was a present from the awesome (Iri)epsi last December! I completely forgot to post these photos before now. >.<

Kirby was really sleepy the day I took these photos, but he did remember not to burp when introduced this time. Unsurprisingly, Lunchbox was not thrilled with the whole arrangement.

Oh Lunchbox, you were always so tolerant of your little brother…and so beautiful while being you. <3 <3 

thewhimsyturtle:

Lunchbox Love

Tortle tower squared!

The pretty phone charm was a present from the awesome (Iri)epsi last December! I completely forgot to post these photos before now. >.<

Kirby was really sleepy the day I took these photos, but he did remember not to burp when introduced this time. Unsurprisingly, Lunchbox was not thrilled with the whole arrangement.

Oh Lunchbox, you were always so tolerant of your little brother…and so beautiful while being you. <3 <3 

haleswashurr:

Seriously I just gave her a bath.
Don’t even know how she accomplished this.
Baby’s just rude.

Despite human’s frustration, Pearl continues to practice her front line maneuvers undetected. Camouflaged and barricade, all in record time. NO FEAR! #Turtpocalypse

haleswashurr:

Seriously I just gave her a bath.
Don’t even know how she accomplished this.
Baby’s just rude.

Despite human’s frustration, Pearl continues to practice her front line maneuvers undetected. Camouflaged and barricade, all in record time. NO FEAR! #Turtpocalypse

haleswashurr:

Seriously I just gave her a bath.
Don’t even know how she accomplished this.
Baby’s just rude.

Despite human’s frustration, Pearl continues to practice her front line maneuvers undetected. Camouflaged and barricade, all in record time. NO FEAR! #Turtpocalypse