balenna:

Happened upon Shannon in the garden earlier this morning :’) She’s my roommate’s tortoise who goes on epic adventures in our backyard, fancies falling asleep underneath red leaf lettuce, and loves eating bananas. My roommate says you can gauge a person’s evilness based on their like/dislike of turtles. You have to be pretty evil to dislike turtles.

Funny, your roommate and I seem to be on the same page. And if you’re evil enough to hate on a gorgeous shell like that? Watch your toes. 

MORE SNOW?!  GET OFF MY LAWN, COLD WINTRY SNOW!!Why didn't yelling at the snow make it go away?WHERE IS SPRING?!

thewhimsyturtle:

GET OFF MY LAWN, SNOW! IT’S SPRING ALREADY!!

Kirby! We’re picking you and your humom up, heading to Canada to get wafflesworld and mangomusings and their humans and  moving to warmer ground! Keep yelling and make the snow stay back… we’re on our way!