thewhimsyturtle:

Ninja tortoise in training!

It begins.. bwahahaha.. 

thewhimsyturtle:

Ninja tortoise in training!

It begins.. bwahahaha.. 

thewhimsyturtle:

Ninja tortoise in training!

It begins.. bwahahaha.. 

mothertortoise:

How it feels when I ride in the car while my grandma drives.

is this the new, global warming, Iditarod? 

I dunno, that’s about how fast I’d go with someone standing on my back 

thewhimsyturtle:

Carpet circle on our brand new carpet! I am just the right size for the center circle. Mommy says this wasn’t made by aliens, but it looks pretty weird to me…

whoa have you received any signals while you’re that circle, Kirby? 

tinylittlejumpygirly:

Sheldon approves of Joffrey.

I’ve reached the highest elevation. The view is magnificant. I fear, however, there are no noms in sight. Unsure what this means for our future expeditions. We may need to remain at the whim of human.