So close to the crisper, so far away from getting her noms!
Dear @wafflesworld , please send all the tortie snuggles and a happy birthday to your humom! Make her a big plate of toast! All the hearts!
Zoya doesn’t get why so many humans have trouble keeping their ‘eat more salad’ resolutions
Who’s ready to Trick or Treat? Zoya Pants!
She’s so excited she’s been rocking her 80′s tortoise costume all day long. She knows no one can deny treats to a tortoise in legwarmers.
Dusting is very important.
As is turtle exercise.
omg. turtle exercise might make this human want to clean more often!
The Blissful tortoise On The Edge: The Last of The Dandelions
I’ve been told I’m a very graceful sleeper.
In which Zoya gets in big big trouble and has to have a time out.
So! While Zoya was out in the garden this weekend, while we tested out our live streaming Garden Cam, Zoya decieded to show the world (and humom) a new trick. I asked her,
“What are you gonna do now? Who will feed you if you escape”.
In true teen tortoise form she just continued to show me how strong she is till I had to snatch her up and bring her in for a time out. GROUNDED. I’ve added the music I think she hears in her head while she does this. I’m pretty sure she thinks she’s wearing a leather jacket.
Check out Zoya’s garden cam, Live for the next 30min or so 🙂 Enjoy!
My research has concluded that human’s think they are the bosses cause they walk on two legs. Testing this theory on humom’s bed. So far, I feel slightly more powerful.