Conan – A goat riding a African sulcata tortoise.

*sigh* did no one even brief Conan on the turtpocalypse? The tortoise taxi? Obviously the answer is no. Our tortoise friend was in the corner trying to file a request for added payment. He didn’t realize he would be on TV. The Tortoise taxi gig is one thing, but he’s got a SAG card damnit!