boristhetortoise:

Merry Christmas tort buddies!

When I woke up this morning, I was so excited to see what Santa had brought for me. After investigating, I saw this pretty leather box that had my name on it! I quickly opened it up and couldn’t believe what I saw! Santa brought me a trumpet!!! Now I can play duets with my Mommy! After playing and having my first trumpet lesson, I ate a yummy Christmas meal, and then I snuggled up with my teddy for a nice nap.

I hope that you all have a fantastic Christmas.

Wishing you lots of cuddles, and delicious noms!

Boris 🙂

Wow! Sounds like a wonderful christmas Boris! Can’t wait to hear you trumpet jams! 

boristhetortoise:

Merry Christmas tort buddies!

When I woke up this morning, I was so excited to see what Santa had brought for me. After investigating, I saw this pretty leather box that had my name on it! I quickly opened it up and couldn’t believe what I saw! Santa brought me a trumpet!!! Now I can play duets with my Mommy! After playing and having my first trumpet lesson, I ate a yummy Christmas meal, and then I snuggled up with my teddy for a nice nap.

I hope that you all have a fantastic Christmas.

Wishing you lots of cuddles, and delicious noms!

Boris 🙂

Wow! Sounds like a wonderful christmas Boris! Can’t wait to hear you trumpet jams! 

boristhetortoise:

Merry Christmas tort buddies!

When I woke up this morning, I was so excited to see what Santa had brought for me. After investigating, I saw this pretty leather box that had my name on it! I quickly opened it up and couldn’t believe what I saw! Santa brought me a trumpet!!! Now I can play duets with my Mommy! After playing and having my first trumpet lesson, I ate a yummy Christmas meal, and then I snuggled up with my teddy for a nice nap.

I hope that you all have a fantastic Christmas.

Wishing you lots of cuddles, and delicious noms!

Boris 🙂

Wow! Sounds like a wonderful christmas Boris! Can’t wait to hear you trumpet jams! 

tiny-pine-trail:

I’ve had her 17 years this Christmas!! Happy Birthday Big Momma!! ❤️❤️ #africanspurthigh #tortoise

Happy birthday you beautiful shell you, you don’t look a day over 5 😀 

brinabot:

Santa’s little helper #tortoise #elf #hesonlykindofhelping #decorating

Whomever wrote about reindeers pulling Santa’s sleigh was near sighted. Obviously they were tortoises. Sulcatas in the back…and I bet it was really Rudolf the red footed tortoise. 

thewhimsyturtle:

I helped Mommy put up Christmas lights outside today! I tried to eat them at first, but Mommy said no. So I tried sitting on them with my mouth open to see if any would fall into my mouth. No luck. They were still exciting to look at though!

Wow, Kirby! Its like you’re flying on a pre-lit cloud! Maybe the falling noms don’t come till Christmas? Don’t give up! 

thewhimsyturtle:

I helped Mommy put up Christmas lights outside today! I tried to eat them at first, but Mommy said no. So I tried sitting on them with my mouth open to see if any would fall into my mouth. No luck. They were still exciting to look at though!

Wow, Kirby! Its like you’re flying on a pre-lit cloud! Maybe the falling noms don’t come till Christmas? Don’t give up! 

thewhimsyturtle:

I helped Mommy put up Christmas lights outside today! I tried to eat them at first, but Mommy said no. So I tried sitting on them with my mouth open to see if any would fall into my mouth. No luck. They were still exciting to look at though!

Wow, Kirby! Its like you’re flying on a pre-lit cloud! Maybe the falling noms don’t come till Christmas? Don’t give up! 

thewhimsyturtle:

I helped Mommy put up Christmas lights outside today! I tried to eat them at first, but Mommy said no. So I tried sitting on them with my mouth open to see if any would fall into my mouth. No luck. They were still exciting to look at though!

Wow, Kirby! Its like you’re flying on a pre-lit cloud! Maybe the falling noms don’t come till Christmas? Don’t give up! 

thewhimsyturtle:

I helped Mommy put up Christmas lights outside today! I tried to eat them at first, but Mommy said no. So I tried sitting on them with my mouth open to see if any would fall into my mouth. No luck. They were still exciting to look at though!

Wow, Kirby! Its like you’re flying on a pre-lit cloud! Maybe the falling noms don’t come till Christmas? Don’t give up! 

thewhimsyturtle:

I helped Mommy put up Christmas lights outside today! I tried to eat them at first, but Mommy said no. So I tried sitting on them with my mouth open to see if any would fall into my mouth. No luck. They were still exciting to look at though!

Wow, Kirby! Its like you’re flying on a pre-lit cloud! Maybe the falling noms don’t come till Christmas? Don’t give up! 

wafflesworld:

Last night me and Mango made shortbread cookies. I’m starting to think we should open our own bake shop!

Those look SO YUMMY! Good job you two! 

wafflesworld:

Last night me and Mango made shortbread cookies. I’m starting to think we should open our own bake shop!

Those look SO YUMMY! Good job you two! 

wafflesworld:

Last night me and Mango made shortbread cookies. I’m starting to think we should open our own bake shop!

Those look SO YUMMY! Good job you two! 

wafflesworld:

Last night me and Mango made shortbread cookies. I’m starting to think we should open our own bake shop!

Those look SO YUMMY! Good job you two! 

wafflesworld:

Last night me and Mango made shortbread cookies. I’m starting to think we should open our own bake shop!

Those look SO YUMMY! Good job you two! 

wafflesworld:

Last night me and Mango made shortbread cookies. I’m starting to think we should open our own bake shop!

Those look SO YUMMY! Good job you two! 

wafflesworld:

Last night me and Mango made shortbread cookies. I’m starting to think we should open our own bake shop!

Those look SO YUMMY! Good job you two! 

wafflesworld:

Last night me and Mango made shortbread cookies. I’m starting to think we should open our own bake shop!

Those look SO YUMMY! Good job you two! 

boristhetortoise:

Hey guys!

Exams are over, and I am now at my Grandma’s house for my first Christmas! I figured that I would take some time out today and answer some of your questions that I received during my time off of tumblr. So, here are some facts about me:
1. My name is Boris, but my mom is pretty sure that I am a girl!
2. I am spoiled rotten.
3. I sleep with a teddy bear every night
4. I LOVE to take baths!!
5. My favorite thing to do is climb. I climb on most anything, but my favorite things to climb are the rocks in my enclosure (and sometimes my mom!)

Stay posted to find out more fun facts about me! Also, my mom’s friend (who is also my godmother) got a new camera the other day and decided to let me have my own photoshoot! Maybe I will post some of them in a few days. It all depends in how awesome I look in them 🙂

As always, I’m wishing you lots of noms, warm baths, and cuddles!

Peace out!

Hi Boris!  What a big yawn you have! SHELL HUGS!