OMG ARE THESE ALL FOR ME?!I gotta smell these to make sure I'm not dreaming!THEY'RE REAL.NOMOMG YES DANDIES FACESTUFF TIME!I LOVE DANDIES!!INTO MY BELLY, DELICIOUS DANDIE FLOWER!!MMMMMMM THE NOMS OF TORTIE HEAVEN!

thewhimsyturtle:

Look what Mommy found when she went to the dentist!!

(Tricky Mommy snuck awful calcium powder onto these dandies, but I didn’t even notice!)

ZOMG Kirby! where does your mom go to the dentist I need to send humom there right now. She says she keeps looking and there are none! eat an extra for me! ~Hungry Zoya Pants

mbguy:

Conan – A goat riding a African sulcata tortoise.

*sigh* did no one even brief Conan on the turtpocalypse? The tortoise taxi? Obviously the answer is no. Our tortoise friend was in the corner trying to file a request for added payment. He didn’t realize he would be on TV. The Tortoise taxi gig is one thing, but he’s got a SAG card damnit! 

Now that spring is here, it’s important we torties tend to the garden when we get to go outside.

As soon as you see some noms sprouting, make sure to taste test them so you know your garden is starting off right. Try a big bite from every patch you see and make sure to angle just right so you get the whole thing in your mouth.

(Should you feel like being super helpful, you can always add some fertilizer when you’re done)

Good Moring, Mojave Max!  

So it’s official! Spring is here! @MojaveMax emerged from his burrow yesterday, at 2:17pm, signifying spring is here to stay! (we demand it!). 

According to the press release from Clark County, NV “This is the second-latest emergence in the 16-year history of the Mojave Max Emergence Contest. The latest he has emerged is April 17 in 2012.”

It’s been a tough winter for us all, Max! We’re glad you’re out and about, now nom away! 

(Source: @mojavemax & ClarkCountyNV.gov)