Zoya thought she could watch #OrangeisTheNewBlack while human was away. She got the TV to turn on. but sadly couldn’t figure out why the Roku wasn’t working #wrongway 

Zoya thought she could watch #OrangeisTheNewBlack while human was away. She got the TV to turn on. but sadly couldn’t figure out why the Roku wasn’t working #wrongway 

mizzkatonic:

This tortoise is pulling a tiny wagon and I want to die.

damn humans perpetuating the tortoise taxi. I sure hope there are noms in that wagon. 

tarzanno:

Hi Pepa.

This tortoise is doing a good job of training its human to give the ‘Tortie Side Eye’. 

tarzanno:

Hi Pepa.

This tortoise is doing a good job of training its human to give the ‘Tortie Side Eye’. 

tarzanno:

Hi Pepa.

This tortoise is doing a good job of training its human to give the ‘Tortie Side Eye’. 

harrythetortoise:

5 Years ago the poor wee man had to have a feeding tube fitted to save his life.

It was very stressful. It took a lot of time and effort to get him healthy. Then lots more time hand feeding, to get him weaned off the feeding tube.

Having to hand feed him for the rest of his life was a real possibility but this year we have turned a corner.

He finally eats!!! He tastes everything he comes into contact with and no longer needs hand fed. He has just had his check up with Doug the vet and he is no longer underweight.

Its been a long hard journey, but worth ever second. We now have happy healthy Harry.

You human, are a hero. And you sir shell are amazing. This is the best sort of tortie-story to share because all involved deserve a big trophy made of either yummy dandelions or yummy ice cream <3 

harrythetortoise:

5 Years ago the poor wee man had to have a feeding tube fitted to save his life.

It was very stressful. It took a lot of time and effort to get him healthy. Then lots more time hand feeding, to get him weaned off the feeding tube.

Having to hand feed him for the rest of his life was a real possibility but this year we have turned a corner.

He finally eats!!! He tastes everything he comes into contact with and no longer needs hand fed. He has just had his check up with Doug the vet and he is no longer underweight.

Its been a long hard journey, but worth ever second. We now have happy healthy Harry.

You human, are a hero. And you sir shell are amazing. This is the best sort of tortie-story to share because all involved deserve a big trophy made of either yummy dandelions or yummy ice cream <3 

lumpygrumpy:

Here’s a picture of a bathing tortoise because he’s my nephew and he’s the cutest thing since ever.

Later in life, this little guy had to explain to his girl shell why he just can’t stand waterfalls… #justsaynotobaths 

jovski:

Trip outside with a delicious treat of their favourite foods – strawberry, campanula, dandelion, clover and grass. Then to the reptile shop for some more of Georges ark-vits.

Look at them! <3 so happy! 

jovski:

Trip outside with a delicious treat of their favourite foods – strawberry, campanula, dandelion, clover and grass. Then to the reptile shop for some more of Georges ark-vits.

Look at them! <3 so happy! 

jovski:

Trip outside with a delicious treat of their favourite foods – strawberry, campanula, dandelion, clover and grass. Then to the reptile shop for some more of Georges ark-vits.

Look at them! <3 so happy! 

jovski:

Trip outside with a delicious treat of their favourite foods – strawberry, campanula, dandelion, clover and grass. Then to the reptile shop for some more of Georges ark-vits.

Look at them! <3 so happy!