tortoisetoby:

Today we celebrate my 2nd Hatchday! 🎊🎉🎈🎂🎁
I’m having a birthday party!!
Will you come join me?
#Cute #Baby #Tortoise #Birthday #Party #Feast (at London, United Kingdom)

HAPPY HATCHDAY TOBY! This is the sort of party dreams are made of!

Bpositivethinkingforlosers:

It’s officially spring and its snowing! Clearly you need a shirt celebrating Boston’s latest parade worthy championship: Snowiest winter ever. <— click for my teespring campaign!

I worked hard to design a shirt that truly captures all the crazy that has made this winter historic. In fact, I’ve been thinking if we all wear this shirt, and parade down the street, the snow might just accept its win and move on for the year (it’ll get its duck boats, after all)! Long sleeve shirts and hooded sweatshirts are also available in the campaign since it may never be warm again.

You can also feel free to share the link to the teespring campaign with anyone you think might like it or with  friends that you know have money to throw around.

Any funds raised will go directly to paying for the extra heat lamps that acquired to keep Zoya the Tortoise warm. Moreover, I promise not to ship you any snow since I’m guessing you probably have enough of your own.  I am happy to provide addresses of people in warm weather locations that deserve snow mailed to them (should that compel you to purchase a shirt)… ok not really… well maybe if you buy all the shirts.. hahaha 😀 

Hey guys, humom designed this shirt in honor of Boston’s crazy winter. Pardon the non-tortoise related promotion, but she promised I’d get extra radicchio if she meets her goal. 

Quick! Join the turtle birthday party!! Here! Don’t be the only shell that didn’t show. Also, come for the funny!

Beefeater is a turtle and its name makes me think of Gin. Two things that make life worthwhile 🙂 

thechrisgethardshow:

We’re live in a half hour with BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR A TURTLE with guest host DRU JOHNSTON.

TheChrisGethardShow.com

Thanks for the heads up K! 

Quick! Join the turtle birthday party!! Here! Don’t be the only shell that didn’t show. Also, come for the funny!

Beefeater is a turtle and its name makes me think of Gin. Two things that make life worthwhile 🙂 

thechrisgethardshow:

We’re live in a half hour with BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR A TURTLE with guest host DRU JOHNSTON.

TheChrisGethardShow.com

Thanks for the heads up K!